Men Redundant

#3
Don't be stupid, it doesn't mention anything about it being able to open jars.
 
#5
Old news, darling. Vibrators have been writing you fellows off for years, it's just that if we got rid of you, we'd have to put up our own shelves and fix our own cars. And what girl in her right mind would want to do that? So, we've just sort of been humouring you for all this time. Sorry.
 
#9
sounds good to me, plug her in at 7, off to bed at 11, climb on, climb off, snore. She's already on the verge so should only take 30 seconds!
 
#11
It´s all rubbish anyway. Women don´t have orgasms. FACT
 
#14
VarSity said:
A vibrator might be able to give you pleasure, buts where is the fun if its not trying to slip you one in the wrongen?
We can always double up, :roll: one has to love the norgie insert full of old green N reds :wink:
 
#16
just had a strange thought - being pc etc why dont they offer a solution. they can crack on as normal and replace us as long as they have implant in their tits - not just the normal one but a storage system for our fave topples ( connected to a cololing system of course ) then at least while their doing their thing us blokes can watch the footy and have a drink at the same time and as a bonus fondle with their fun bags.
 
#17
I think it's great! I now have more time to spend in the bar, and the driving range, out with the lads etc.
 

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#18
Samurai said:
Old news, darling. Vibrators have been writing you fellows off for years, it's just that if we got rid of you, we'd have to put up our own shelves and fix our own cars. And what girl in her right mind would want to do that? So, we've just sort of been humouring you for all this time. Sorry.
Is this the face of concern babes? You lot fake orgasms because you think we give a fuck.
 
#20
Achmed said:
Birds need a man in their lives in order to ruin it .....
And men need women because nothing in the world has quite the same taste as fanny batter.
 

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