Men mated with chimps for 1m years

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Whiskybreath, May 18, 2006.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Telegraph story

    I've got a pretty good idea where, too. I'm not saying, though; don't want to be accused of chimpism.
  2. I'm assuming it wasn't in the brown if mating was successful...
  3. Not been to Wales or the East Coast of Scotland lately have you? :D
  4. Yeah, its still happening in Fife.
  5. That explains a lot. Just look at the Hull Pie Muncher.
  6. I offer you conclusive proof....

  7. the world has gone bananas.................. :D
  8. It only died out recently...

  9. if you look in theright places online, you can still see them doing it. :D
  10. Very possible that men did. Chimps have a pulse and a hole. (pulse optional I believe).
  11. Can't better that, Mr P!

    But for politicitians, try any African megalomaniac for a heavy-browed, marble-eyed primate.
    Our own dear Deputy Prime Minister has the same sheen on his skin and a lowering eyelid, however the photo of the Nigerian President as he was prevented from doing a 'Mugabe' surely takes today's cup of tea (reminds me of the one of Gerry Adams when he realised that West Belfast had been tactically voted out of his slimy grasp):


    This scumball, in the Grand African Tradition, fancied himself as Ruler for Life of Nigeria. Astoundingly, it seems that the people of the country have voted against his personal ambitions, in the face of (if memory serves) all previous form on the continent. Good on 'em.

    Time, of course, for the other one to go:


    Rereading this post, I'm not too sure whether it's on or off-thread. I'm willing to be guided.
  12. Men mated with chimps for 1m years?

    You'd be a bit sore after all that time surely...
  13. Quote from the Telegraph story " possibly involving an initial split ". Nothing new there then. :?
  14. Was that before or after the tea party?

    Or during?
  15. [​IMG][​IMG]

    Conclusive proof I think.

    Note the restraining devices.

    One went to the tea party and one didn't.