Men! ( lie like they breathe...it's a reflex...)

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  1. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    On a flying visit to New York this week, I sat next to a stunning woman who revealed to me she was giving a lecture to the annual nymphomaniac convention in America.
    She told me she was debunking sexual myths:

    >French men aren’t the best lovers, Greeks are.

    >Red Indians are the most well-endowed, not African Americans.

    >Irishmen, not the English upper class, are the most likely to charm a woman into bed.

    Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and said: ‘I really shouldn’t be discussing this with you, I don’t even know your name!’
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    ‘Tonto,’ I said. ‘Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.’
     
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