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Goatman

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Book Reviewer
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On a flying visit to New York this week, I sat next to a stunning woman who revealed to me she was giving a lecture to the annual nymphomaniac convention in America.
She told me she was debunking sexual myths:

>French men aren’t the best lovers, Greeks are.

>Red Indians are the most well-endowed, not African Americans.

>Irishmen, not the English upper class, are the most likely to charm a woman into bed.

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and said: ‘I really shouldn’t be discussing this with you, I don’t even know your name!’
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‘Tonto,’ I said. ‘Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.’
 

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