Men Faking Orgasm

#1
Was watching some legal hard core porn program on TV the other night, right load of bulls1t, but had tits and pussies in it and was hosted by a woman who called herself Dr Something or another. Oh yeh a Dr I thought - right... anyway she was banging on about men who practice transic sex who can achieve multiple orgasms (same as women apparently). She named Sting the POP star as an example.

My thoughts were... this is just men faking it too. After-all... all men have multiple orgasms.. we just take a long breather between each one.

What do you think: Truth or faking bullsh1tters :?:
 
#4
proper inside camera shot hmmmmn

so is that a cam attached entering or a cam inside being whacked by a Purple helmet :? :? :? :? :?
 
#5
I’ve only ever had to fake an orgasm once, and that was with an absolute horror of a RN Officer I accidentally slept with after a rugby match. I was so scared that she would find out that she hadn’t pleasured me enough I thought it would be a good idea to discretely slip off the condom I was wearing and snot into it before throwing it on the deck.

Sadly for me, I breathed in to sneeze at just the wrong moment. For those of you who have never smelled the inside of a condom after it’s had your sweaty man meant inside, combined with the aroma of a fat WRENs growler, I don’t recommend it.

I was puking for hours afterwards. Luckily, I managed to blame the booze and got a sympathy blow job afterwards, which nearly helped, before making my escape. :oops:
 

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#9
Bang it from behind until board
Open a handy stashed pack of Yoghurt
Chuck it on her back Porn star stylee
 
#11
I don't think most birds care what you do, as long as they get their jollies and you don't leave the toilet seat up.
 
#12
TheCheerfulSubbie said:
I’ve only ever had to fake an orgasm once, and that was with an absolute horror of a RN Officer I accidentally slept with after a rugby match. I was so scared that she would find out that she hadn’t pleasured me enough I thought it would be a good idea to discretely slip off the condom I was wearing and snot into it before throwing it on the deck. Funny as fcuk! :lol: Sadly for me, I breathed in to sneeze at just the wrong moment. For those of you who have never smelled the inside of a condom after it’s had your sweaty man meant inside, combined with the aroma of a fat WRENs growler, I don’t recommend it.

I was puking for hours afterwards. Luckily, I managed to blame the booze and got a sympathy blow job afterwards, which nearly helped, before making my escape. :oops:
Accidentally? :lol: You should be careful what you throw in your kitbag.....
 
#13
Dr. Bird above is a hideous munter from munter central. What does she know about a male orgasm, ugly bleedin' doofus? She looks like that other spritely batwench who does that nutritional program.
 
#14
The_Snail said:
I don't think most birds care what you do, as long as they get their jollies and you don't leave the toilet seat up.
That's good news... there's been many a time whilst in the middle of getting the old soldier noshed, that I've been bursting for a right good fart. With this new knowledge I will in the future just let it out and make sure I don't leave the bog seat up. Everyones a winner!!! :D
 
#15
Well, how do you make a woman cum...............Who cares!

Stilts
 
#16
O2Thief said:
Dr. Bird above is a hideous munter from munter central. What does she know about a male orgasm, ugly bleedin' doofus? She looks like that other spritely batwench who does that nutritional program.
I whole heartedly agree... she claimed men who practice transic sex can have multiple orgasm without ejaculation. Never heard such utter bollox.
 
#17
O2Thief said:
TheCheerfulSubbie said:
I’ve only ever had to fake an orgasm once, and that was with an absolute horror of a RN Officer I accidentally slept with after a rugby match. I was so scared that she would find out that she hadn’t pleasured me enough I thought it would be a good idea to discretely slip off the condom I was wearing and snot into it before throwing it on the deck. Funny as fcuk! :lol: Sadly for me, I breathed in to sneeze at just the wrong moment. For those of you who have never smelled the inside of a condom after it’s had your sweaty man meant inside, combined with the aroma of a fat WRENs growler, I don’t recommend it.

I was puking for hours afterwards. Luckily, I managed to blame the booze and got a sympathy blow job afterwards, which nearly helped, before making my escape. :oops:
Accidentally? :lol: You should be careful what you throw in your kitbag.....
It was dark, I was drunk, that's my defence and I'm sticking to it, your honour.... :twisted:
 
#20
Why do women have orgasms?

Something else to fcuking moan about!!

Boom boom tssh, I'm here all week!
 
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