Men Faking Orgasm

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BanjoBill, May 12, 2008.

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  1. Was watching some legal hard core porn program on TV the other night, right load of bulls1t, but had tits and pussies in it and was hosted by a woman who called herself Dr Something or another. Oh yeh a Dr I thought - right... anyway she was banging on about men who practice transic sex who can achieve multiple orgasms (same as women apparently). She named Sting the POP star as an example.

    My thoughts were... this is just men faking it too. After-all... all men have multiple orgasms.. we just take a long breather between each one.

    What do you think: Truth or faking bullsh1tters :?:
  2. Not Dr. Donder Puess perchance ?
  3. girl guide to 21st century sex, is that the programme??
    proper inside camera shot!
  4. proper inside camera shot hmmmmn

    so is that a cam attached entering or a cam inside being whacked by a Purple helmet :? :? :? :? :?
  5. I’ve only ever had to fake an orgasm once, and that was with an absolute horror of a RN Officer I accidentally slept with after a rugby match. I was so scared that she would find out that she hadn’t pleasured me enough I thought it would be a good idea to discretely slip off the condom I was wearing and snot into it before throwing it on the deck.

    Sadly for me, I breathed in to sneeze at just the wrong moment. For those of you who have never smelled the inside of a condom after it’s had your sweaty man meant inside, combined with the aroma of a fat WRENs growler, I don’t recommend it.

    I was puking for hours afterwards. Luckily, I managed to blame the booze and got a sympathy blow job afterwards, which nearly helped, before making my escape. :oops:
  6. Aye... that's the one...

    Walting in between the sheets by: Dr.Catherine Hood is qualified in all areas of General Medicine bla bla bla... got a first aid cert no doubt.


    From:[/align] :roll:
  7. Where's the pussy? :lol:
  8. Ask a Hoodie.!
  9. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Bang it from behind until board
    Open a handy stashed pack of Yoghurt
    Chuck it on her back Porn star stylee
  10. Fek. JW... I'm struggling with English, Dutch & French... ain't got time to learn hoodish too.
  11. I don't think most birds care what you do, as long as they get their jollies and you don't leave the toilet seat up.
  12. Accidentally? :lol: You should be careful what you throw in your kitbag.....
  13. Dr. Bird above is a hideous munter from munter central. What does she know about a male orgasm, ugly bleedin' doofus? She looks like that other spritely batwench who does that nutritional program.
  14. That's good news... there's been many a time whilst in the middle of getting the old soldier noshed, that I've been bursting for a right good fart. With this new knowledge I will in the future just let it out and make sure I don't leave the bog seat up. Everyones a winner!!! :D
  15. Well, how do you make a woman cum...............Who cares!