Men can't get anything right

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Welshexpat, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Guy wakes up just before his wife one Sunday morning, goes to the bog and returns with a glass of water and two asprin.

    He puts them on her bedside table, kisses her forehead and says "There you are darling - take these"

    "What are they?" she asks

    "Oh - just asprin" he says

    "But I don't have a headache!"

    "Oh - good - fancy a fcuk then?"