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Men can't get anything right

Guy wakes up just before his wife one Sunday morning, goes to the bog and returns with a glass of water and two asprin.

He puts them on her bedside table, kisses her forehead and says "There you are darling - take these"

"What are they?" she asks

"Oh - just asprin" he says

"But I don't have a headache!"

"Oh - good - fancy a fcuk then?"

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