Memory Loss

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Oct 21, 2011.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I didn't think it would happen to somebody of my age, but I think I am suffering from memory loss. I can't for the life of me remember whether I have called any of you a cunt today. So if I havn't, your a cunt.

    Any solutions to improving the ......

    Hang on.

    The whatsit..

    Memory, that's the word.
  2. It isn't lack of memory its lack of concentration.
  3. I feel for you. Clearly, you are also slowly losing the ability to correctly use apostrophes ...

    Drink beer. Lots of it. You won't care about forgetting then and, after several pints, will cheerfully call everybody a cnut regardless. :thumright:
  4. The Boxheads used to a have an organization that specialized in concentration; had a couple of camps devoted to it, I believe, and I think that they used to take care of mental deficients ...
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  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    What is??
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  6. Have I posted on here yet?
    Anyway, I'm not a whatsit...
  7. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    You might have Alzheimer's but, on the plus side, at least you don't have Alzheimer's.

    Sent from my X10i, probably from the loo, using Tapatalk.
  8. Is this directed at your wife?
  9. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    No need to worry. I can remember where all the pieces were.

    (Five brownie points for getting the film reference.)
  10. I just blame my brain tumour.
  11. I can recommend these little pills for memory and for something else too, but I can't remember what else just now... I can't remember what they are called, but they are very good!
  12. What was that ?
  13. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I forget!
  14. Can you remember going deaf too?
  15. Film? Did those talkies ever catch on? Bet that Rudolf Valenwhotsits has a great Arabic accent.