Memory like a great big thing with holes in it...sieve! That

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  1. What do you call someone who buys four Snaffles prints in a junk shop in Kenmare - no doubt looted from the big house in 1921 - and then comes home and forgets about them. Five years later he looks behind the Welsh dresser in the dining troom and finds them and makes excited noises of surprise and glee. At which point The Fenian Bride begins a diatribe which involves "I told you to get them framed years ago" and "Well I knew they were there, even if you say you didn't."

    The thing is I am becoming quite forgetful. I found an Opinel pocket knife in one of my outdoor coats yesterday - the one I had given up for lost and replaced three months ago. I also discovered on going to order a book from Amazon this morning that the reason I don't have the book is because it is already, still, on order from them!

    I have already lost this seasons "card" for the shoot. I know because I went to find it so I could put the dates in my diary and send a cheque to the Shoot Captain - late again.

    Is it gulf War syndrome? Is it drink? Am I cramming too much RWC information into my brain and driving this other stuff out? Or is it just age catching up with me, forcing me over into the lay-by and then dragging me from behind the wheel and leaving me in a ditch battered?
     
  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    "Man who choose Opinel as outdoors knife need not worry about memory. That what wives are for"

    Lau Tzu
     
  3. The point is.......

    erm , is......

    nope - gone again.
     
  4. I read somewhere that the best way to remember things is to...........
    .....no it's gone
     
  5. Damn... beat me to it....still hopefuly you will have forgotten what you wrote
     
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    What was the question?
     
  7. Who started this?
     
  8. about 16:30 hrs I believe
     
  9. I think it's time for my blue pill...
     
  10. careful with those, I hope your not dyslexic like me

    I mixed up my viagra with my sleeping pills and ended up having 40 w4nks

    :?

    or

    at least I think I did, I don't remember rightly
     
  11. I'm forever leaving that whatsit by the thingy on my desk at work, and then forgetting where it is - or what it is for that matter.
     
  12. Are those the prints you promised to give me?
     
  13. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Who are all you chaps? And what are you doing in my bedroom?
     
  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Why has somebody put ice cream on my steak pie? I want names.
     
  15. Personally I find I get distracted easily. I'm no sooner on a roll than I completely lose my train of... oh, look! A duck!