Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by H_M_ARRSE, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

    "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

    A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."