Memories of Germany

#1
Following on from the news that the Toffs sorry Tories want to pull the plug on Germany what are your favourite no halds barred memories of the Fatherland? Be it 10mark alley, porn shops, LOA, yellow handbags, fags and booze bought cheaply there but sold on for a tidy profit over here, Snow Queen. Whatever it is share it.
 
#5
My most enduring memory of Germany is that most of the birds there wore boring white knickers (except for the chief range officers secretary at Sennelager who was a bit exotic for a German).
 
#6
And where the fcuk is Ausfahrt - I never did find the frickin place.

 
#7
eodmatt said:
My most enduring memory of Germany is that most of the birds there wore boring white knickers (except for the chief range officers secretary at Sennelager who was a bit exotic for a German).


Mmmmmm white knickers :)
 
#8
FFS.
Germany;
1)Glueweihn and a Schuss in the Marien Platz, Munich, with a Wurstel in a bun at 09:00(ish).
2) Beate Uhse's w*nk cabins.
3) Berlin - 'nuff said.
4) Sabine and Sonja... except when Sonja's son crept into the bed when I was on the job at 05:30. Little fella fell asleep while I continued doing his Mum.
5) Weissbier.

Bad memory... that fecking Scots Guards RSM at Sennelager.... and hangovers.

6) ... and finally, Sabine's old man chasing me round Dortmund after she admitted hiding the salami with me. Happy days.
 
#9
Dirty Gertie in Wertach.

She would take on 10 blokes at a time! 8O
 
#13
And why are there so many streets named Einbahn Strasse?
 
#15
Discovering Apfelkorn and thinking it was a soft drink.

Passing out at a cocktail party due to Apfelkorn and being carried out, semi-conscious.

Waking up in a strange bunk with hellish Apfelkorn hangover.

Sh1tting myself on realising I had been carried back to the wrong ship and praying to god almighty that we weren't at sea and that the Soviet Baltic fleet hadn't kidnapped me after knocking me out with Apfelkorn.

RAF VC10 from Hamburg back to Brize Norton. Much swearing from cabin crew and they broke all my bottles of duty free Apfelkorn.
 
#16
Drivers_log said:
Spank-it said:
And where the fcuk is Ausfahrt - I never did find the frickin place.

It's near Belifeld.
Where the fcuk is Belifeld? Is it anywhere near that town of Route 2 called Bielefeld?
As for Ausfahrt thats the best known street in BAOR aside from 10 mark alley and the Reeperbahn.

I miss yellow handbags that were a valuable form of currency in lieu of cash. I had my mini cooper from Germany at Sennelager. Miss the JRC and shots of applekorn for 30pfgs a go (10p). The decent exchange rate of 4DM. The DM itself (hate the Euro). The brilliant gyros pitta mit tzatziki und pommes weiss that were on Stifstsallee in Minden. The RASS.
 
#17
LOA, never being skint, cheap German beer, apfelkorn, tax-free cars, cheap petrol, bockwurst, currywurst, bratwurst, jaeger schnitzel, pommes mit mayo, frikadellen, hot summers, cold winters with snow, skiing in Bavaria, exercise season, the Berlin train, crashing out on Active Edge straight from the mess, getting home from the mess in the morning sunshine, horrendous hangovers, NAAFI stamps, ration cards, commanding a 432 through the rush hour traffic, FTXs and more. A lot more.
 
#18
Breaking an ankle falling out a first floor window while FIBUAing my way round Ruhleben.

World-beating lager at 8pf per can, soaked up by kebab or frikadellen mit garlic sauce.

Currywurst.

Eye-watering porn featuring either maternal-looking ladies with hairy clouts or anaemic peroxide blondes with hairy clouts doing it with blokes in mullets and sports-socks.

Clean streets and public transport that was cheap, reliable and efficient. People who took pride in keeping them that way.
 
#20
Eye-watering porn featuring either maternal-looking ladies with hairy clouts or anaemic peroxide blondes with hairy clouts doing it with blokes in mullets and sports-socks.

Laughing all the way to fridge to sink a Warsteiner. I remember a porn shop in Minden near Clifton Bks. Young naive 18 year engrossed in never before seen (by me) porn. Looking at the marvellous things grannies did to each other and such like when some bloke described so accurately above by smartascarrots showed me a mag with animals and such like and made me sh1t myself. Cue merriemnt fro the other blokes who were "experts in this field" ie porn.
Being able to get see my Nans brothers grave in Belgium and putting some flowers on it for her.
Wacky races down Route 2 on block leave.
A crap nightclub in Bad Oeynhausen.
Discovering German birds were accomodating than their British cousins.
Seeing my sigs section sgt coming out of 10 mark alley and letting the cat out the bag (and subsequently getting clouted royally for it).
Snow Queen.
Second Snow Queen.
Third Snow Queen.
 
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