What a strange question...bad experience with a troop of guardsmen learning to ride donkeys round the back of the Rose perchance? FFS don't go to Colcester or Aldershot it may be a living a hell for you (But Portsmouths fine, the Navy live there).
Take all your belongings and burn them as your going back to tiny houses. Old Dalby is in the middle of nowhere and Meltons a few miles drive. Sadly 0A is from there and having followed me around i am sadly close to paying my dues in return and preparing myself to live in the one horse backward town thats full of chavvy twats. But im really really looking forward to spending the rest of my life there. (That last bits just in case the wife reads this)!