Meltdown

#1
Ok, I did think of putting this in the Intelligence Cell but decided there would be a better, more honest, no nonsense discussion here. So let the games begin.

We have Zimbabwe still hanging on the brink of total collapse (somehow), the Army in Egypt verbally knocking some heads together and telling the government to get things sorted out within 48 hours OR ELSE, Mandela being kept alive and the potential for SA to turn into the sort of bloodbath that would make the Balkans look like a teddy bears' picnic when they finally pull the plug, assorted countries in the EU starting to say "ENOUGH", discord in the US, Argentina getting more desperate by the day, bog roll shortages in Venezuela, the more "sympathetic" President elected in Iran, etc, etc, etc.

Which country do you reckon is most likely to go into absolute meltdown first, place yer bets and the winner gets bugger all apart from the ego boost of being right.......



<Sits back and waits for the inevitable x-rated Father Jack barrage, since some have no ability to show their knowledge of the Queen's English>
 
#6
They're almost there, once everyone with over &#8364;100k in the bank moves it elsewhere that could trigger a collapse in the banks.

But with froggies moving over the border to avoid Hollande's taxes, I reckon they'll tick over for a while yet. And the chavs will always need their 'olidays.....
 
#7
See, the problem is, they aren't Britain and thus aren't blessed.
They're all Johnny Foreigners, fuck 'em all.
Especially the Belgians, kiddy fiddling cunts :)

Seriously(ish):

Zimbabwe - No oil, just another African shithole, who cares?
Egypt - See Zimbabwe.
South Africa - No oil, rapidly heading towards being just another African shithole, who cares?
Europe - Sorry to say it but the ones in the shit would be even deeper in it if they bailed out and couldn't sponge off th ebig boys.
US - Situation normal.
South America - Turd world shitholes that speak Spanish. Not African shitholes, who cares?
 
#10
See, the problem is, they aren't Britain and thus aren't blessed.
They're all Johnny Foreigners, fuck 'em all.
Especially the Belgians, kiddy fiddling cunts :)
Belgium. Famous for chocolate and kiddie fiddling. And they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids......
 
#11
Belgium. Famous for chocolate and kiddie fiddling. And they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids......
I do apologise. DEVIOUS kiddy fiddling cunts.
 
#12
Egypt of course. Why? Islam of course...the Muslims in Egypt will get offended at people wanting to oust their elected president and kick off.
I will say that it is good to see people fighting against Islamic tyrany. The only problem is, the (islamists) will come over to the UK for protection.
 
#13
They are all going to go! I was assured by a conspiracy bloke last week that the New World Order will cull at least a third of the world's population in the coming years before enslaving all those allowed to live.
 
#14
They are all going to go! I was assured by a conspiracy bloke last week that the New World Order will cull at least a third of the world's population in the coming years before enslaving all those allowed to live.
Sounds fair to me. I've got a list they can use if they want.
 
#15
I do apologise. DEVIOUS kiddy fiddling cunts.
We gave the world chips, therefore buggering up Scottish life expectancy. We have the HQ of the EU, therefore buggering up Europe. We have the HQ of NATO, busy trying to say they'll bugger up everywhere else. And we've shown the English how to exploit their natural tendency to "play doctor".

And we have one of the greatest motor racing tracks in the world, as well as some of the best beer ever created. And then there's FN.

It must have you worried, knowing that such a little shit-arse of a country has ya beat on so many levels......
 
#16
Egypt of course. Why? Islam of course...the Muslims in Egypt will get offended at people wanting to oust their elected president and kick off.
I will say that it is good to see people fighting against Islamic tyrany. The only problem is, the (islamists) will come over to the UK for protection.
Not if the Army steps in.
 
#17
The World.

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As endorsed by this pillock of the community.
Only trouble is, we can't. But that is a whole different can of maggots.
 
#18
[It must have you worried, knowing that such a little shit-arse of a country has ya beat on so many levels......[/QUOTE]

Have to say, I've always liked Belgium. Very nice peeps. Very nice ale. Lovely architecture. Never seriously considered you as a contender to the master race, though.


Not them, us.
 
#19
It's a stealth takeover, anything else would mean getting off our arses and doing something other than "helping" the kids get out of the way of them suicyclists in the day-glo full body condoms who seem to spring up in packs whenever there's some sort of "bicycle race" on.

We have time. And beer.
 
#20
Meltdown, fucking meltdown? Now this is a meltdown......

Right, I'm bored and unsubbing the thread.

The mong patrol are posting when they know I won't/can't read it.

You were happy to be in Windsor until it was convenient for you not to be, you're a gobshite pussy, you and your bumder mates can all get busy sucking each other off congratulating yourselves.

It made no difference to my day whatsoever, except now we know Spaz is a back peddling flange ... a big sweaty flange all covering in piss and guardsmans jizz.

Bang on guys, you're in the bozo bin - I'm above your tedious "cock" postings, "fat cunt"? Is that the best you've got. If you were original in anyway I'd read you - steven seagull is, so even if he's slagging me, I'll read his posts. Ooh Matron is usually much better than his last one, so I'll put that down to hunger and let it pass - he'll have something better later I think, but it'll need to be on another thread

And I'm a 48 chest, not 38 - fuck knows about cup size, I've had gynecomastia since the first round of cancer and that was years ago - I'm well past caring about that.

So "moobs"? No I don't have man boobs, they're womans boobs, but on a man. Want to take the piss? Carry on, I really don't care, I've probably heard it before and given you boys's track record, it won't be either imaginative or clever.

Ooh Matron - if you get a good one in, pm me to let me know where it's posted - or even pm me the insult, yours are usually worth reading whoever they're aimed at
 

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