Melons

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by OldRedCap, Jul 1, 2009.

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  1. Japanese women displaying their ample melons!
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  2. Mines better!

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  3. ...and Dorking has a giant cock which it displays at a local roundabout!

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    Rodney2q
     
  4. raise you:

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    and a fucking stupid name to boot!
     
  5. Hmmm...keep trying dear...

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    Rodney2q
     
  6. Enough melons - how about some great tits instead?

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    Rodney2q
     
  7. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    thats not a patch on my beaver photo
     

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  8. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    and while we're at it, why not just go flat out and have a Qu1m picture?
     

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  9. Hayzoos H. Murphy!!.. Square Melons?? What will they think of next? dildo shaped cucumbers?... oh, wait....
     
  10. here's a better one:

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  11. And this, children, is a BUSH!!! Fnaar, Fnaar

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  12. I'll raise you your c0ck (oooerrrr missus) and show you mine:

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  13. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Your beaver is certainly more useful than my

    dry and dusty old snatch

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    and Norman, thats LORD c0ck to you.
     
  14. Looks more like a Cnut to me!