Seems quite appropriate at the moment...With same thoughts in mind............a little ditty for you....
"When I get back to Blighty,
I hope it won't be long,
I'm going to sort the B***ard out,
That wrote the Desert song!
We'll send him back to Libya,
And stand him in a ring,
And all the lads around him shout,
"Sing up you B***ard, Sing".