Mel Smith

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  1. He is on Celebrity Mastermind at the moment on BBC1.

    What the fcuk is up with him?
  2. I'm glad you were thinking the same as me. I just Googled "mel smith voice" before seeing your post, but found nothing.

    EDIT: He's lost a bit of weight, too.
  3. He looks and sounds like he has some sort of speech impediment
  4. doesnt look well, or sound well, might just be him turning out full of cold/flu. but that summer bird looks all right
  5. I have never heard of anyone being addicted to Ibuprofen.
    How the hell does that work?
    Does it not rot your guts once one exceeds the recommended dose?
  6. I didn't think he could suck his nose more than he used to.....
  8. I know how he feels, but use Old Peculier as a remedy. I'm addicted.
  9. Good old arrse i knew there would be somthing on here !

    I wonderd if he had a bit of his Tongue removed due to cancer or somthing
  10. Ahhhhhh! Thanks jarrod. Yes, I'm well aware of codeine addiction (as a retired RMN) and, of course, the effect of Paracetamol on the liver.

    But my knowledge of the contents of compound over-the-counter stuff is reliant on reading the packet.
  11. I have heard he is in the early stages of Parkinsons Disease at the moment, apparently Griff Rhys Jones let it slip on breakfast telly before christmas.
  12. He might be good at handjobs then
  13. Parkinsons Disease? But his name is Smith.
  14. Maybe he contracted it during an interview?

    OK, I'll piss off now.
  15. The four stages of the middle classes
    and friggin GAGA,
    I feel he has reached the latter.