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[Londo]

Shall I puke now or save it for the carpet?

The carpet . The carpet every time

 

[goodoldboy]

Poor things are “Selling” their unwanted tat !

Yes I’m going to buy some body building shake powder from these people as well as the other shite they are trying to flog.

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Whining scum still manages to buy fags though...

 

[TractorStats]

Sadly a new thing. The old-school end of year Disco died a death and this is its replacement. Your local paper will be full of barely-clothed jailbait and young boys in ill-fitting suits for the next two weeks as they all spend money they haven't got on wacky forms of transport, clothes that don't fit and shoes they can't walk in.


Signed.
A Party Pooper

Its quite true. My sons went to a private school. The girls spend a fortune and a ton of time getting ready. The lads rent a dinner suit, get stuck into the beer and ignore the girls.

One of the lads arrived on a horse and another on a tractor. Its rural.

 

[RBMK]

Schoolboy found out he was banned from prom an hour after arriving

The 15-year-old's dad said he "forked out a small fortune" for his son's suit, shoes and a car hire

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

'little tw@t fcuks around in school, tries to gatecrash prom without a ticket......all the school's fault of course'

A really expensive car hire that one, a 10 year old BMW with 70,000+ miles on the clock ---- right.

As for school proms, both our kids had them at the end of high school. Mostly a chance for the girls to dress up nicely and the boys to put a suit on. Mostly harmless fun with our kids, saying goodbye to some people that they may never see again.

 

[Joshua Slocum]

he had "forked out a small fortune" for his son's suit, shoes

I'd have kicked him out for his non-matching footwear.

and for the fact that the chav mobile has been untaxed since 1 May 2022

 

[Jacl]

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Got to feel sorry for the kid.
A ginge at birth given a crap haircut and fed on trash food.
Doomed.

Even worse, the kid looks like a u/t Alfred E Neuman.

 

[DK27]

Even worse, the kid looks like a u/t Alfred E Neuman.

Better. Better get me a bucket...

 

[Harryc]

he had "forked out a small fortune" for his son's suit, shoes

I'd have kicked him out for his non-matching footwear head.

FoC

 

[Gout Man]

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Got to feel sorry for the kid.
A ginge at birth given a crap haircut and fed on trash food.
Doomed.

its an old photo, he turned out ok in the end did Paul Scholes.

 

[Gout Man]

Poor things are “Selling” their unwanted tat !

Yes I’m going to buy some body building shake powder from these people as well as the other shite they are trying to flog.

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Oh look they can still afford to smoke though.

 

[WolvoExPunk]

he had "forked out a small fortune" for his son's suit, shoes

I'd have kicked him out for his non-matching footwear.

I'm on the side of the family. I am a big believer in that if you have something to say, then say it at a time when something can be done about it, to the people you are expecting to do something about it, or STFU. Or it is obviously not that important, unless you are an attention-seeking twat. So he was banned from an overgrown, over-priced, over-rated skool disco? Well they should have told him long before, then.

Allowing a person in, then deciding he is a gatecrasher is seriously bad drills. I have been refused entry to more than one venue, but at least I was refused at the door.

 

[WolvoExPunk]

As for school proms, both our kids had them at the end of high school. Mostly a chance for the girls to dress up nicely and the boys to put a suit on. Mostly harmless fun with our kids, saying goodbye to some people that they may never see again.

My school didn't have proms. But if they did, then I remember around that time, my favourite band were playing locally on the date I reckon it would have happened. So, the Damned at Birmingham Top Rank, or hear some prat playing shite chart and disco stuff. No contest.
My bold, there is a very good reason I never saw these people again.

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

My school didn't have proms. But if they did, then I remember around that time, my favourite band were playing locally on the date I reckon it would have happened. So, the Damned at Birmingham Top Rank, or hear some prat playing shite chart and disco stuff. No contest.
My bold, there is a very good reason I never saw these people again.

Good band. Good Captain.

 

[old_n_fat]

Allowing a person in, then deciding he is a gatecrasher is seriously bad drills. I have been refused entry to more than one venue, but at least I was refused at the door.

Did you see the bit that said he had made no attempt to purchase a ticket and if he had done so, he'd have been told he wasn't allowed to attend?

Looks like a a further example of his poor behaviour. Poor behaviour having consequences is a good life lesson.

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

I'm on the side of the family. I am a big believer in that if you have something to say, then say it at a time when something can be done about it, to the people you are expecting to do something about it, or STFU. Or it is obviously not that important, unless you are an attention-seeking twat. So he was banned from an overgrown, over-priced, over-rated skool disco? Well they should have told him long before, then.

Allowing a person in, then deciding he is a gatecrasher is seriously bad drills. I have been refused entry to more than one venue, but at least I was refused at the door.

Trying to get in without a ticket to which you weren't entitled is good drills?

Teaching the little Sh1t a valuable life lesson is bad drills?

The world's gone mad.

 

[Q_Man]

Is he wearing a Sappers sweatshirt?

I suppose he won't down-trade to do a Pioneers job and cut it himself

No. Her Majesty's finest Crops has 4 - 5 - 14 - 5 - 4. That is Primarni, I believe. Or George a l'Asda, or Cherokee a la Tesco. Other shit clothes ar available.

 

[Q_Man]

I'm on the side of the family. I am a big believer in that if you have something to say, then say it at a time when something can be done about it, to the people you are expecting to do something about it, or STFU. Or it is obviously not that important, unless you are an attention-seeking twat. So he was banned from an overgrown, over-priced, over-rated skool disco? Well they should have told him long before, then.

Allowing a person in, then deciding he is a gatecrasher is seriously bad drills. I have been refused entry to more than one venue, but at least I was refused at the door.

I agree, except if they had refused him at the door, the dad would still have run bleating to the paper. It's not about the logistics. He knew he had no ticket, he tried it on, he got caught.

 

[J.A.S. Backpack]

Schoolboy found out he was banned from prom an hour after arriving

The 15-year-old's dad said he "forked out a small fortune" for his son's suit, shoes and a car hire

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

'little tw@t fcuks around in school, tries to gatecrash prom without a ticket......all the school's fault of course'

Why are local rag websites such a nightmare to navigate? Every one of them has the same template of **** awfulness.

 

[Londo]

Why are local rag websites such a nightmare to navigate? Every one of them has the same template of **** awfulness.

Set up on the cheap possibly .

 

[Auld-Yin]

Why are local rag websites such a nightmare to navigate? Every one of them has the same template of **** awfulness.

Because they are all owned by the same company - Johnston Press.