Meet Yeovil's own ninja!

Its not me!
Admit it, you'd all love to be running round twatting chavs.
A stick... made of foam...
Admit it, you'd all love to be running round twatting chavs.
He doesn't though, he hangs round kiddies play parks dressed all in black and telling people to "Move on", then growling at them.

His wife thinks it's normal though, so that's OK then. :?

Mark The Convict

'Martial arts expert and father-of-two Ken Andre, 33, also known as Shadow, has been monitoring the streets of the Somerset town for the past six years.'

I think he's done well to survive for that long, maybe he's onto something. Black is so easy to accessorise, it's slimming too.
Fucking penis, deserves to be stabbed in the rectum.


A couple of blokes from the Yeovil area that I was working with told me about this clown weeks ago. I would be happy to see him act the fool in Hackney or Lambeth instead of sleepy old Yeovil.


Book Reviewer
Mum - "Daddy has been gang raped by N Dubz lookalike chavs in the park"

Kids - "Is that because he dresses like a cunt and goes out looking to be stabbed?"

Mum - "Yes dears, he was pretty fucking stupid wasn't he?"

Kids "Hell yeah. Why couldn't he get pissed and sleep in an armchair like everyone else's Dad?"
Either a borderline nutjob, or a chancer who's about to release a 'martial arts' book aimed at 14 year old boys and borderline nutjobs. Somebody will stab him sooner or later.

Ashida Kim eat your heart out.....

Somebody should tell him that nobody dressed like that in feudal Japan. The black 'Ninja Suit' is a Hollywood invention...
Now the world knows his sword is foam me thinks someone will set about this fella with the claw end of a hammer!
If he had any balls it would go this way: "Hello officer, this sword, yes. It's foam, definitely. Touch it if you don't believe me! [nips behind a tree and replaces foam sword with very sharp one merely encased in a foam sheath]. Oh, hello Chav scumbag, how are you today? [Sscchhing, swish] You appear to have dropped your head, how unfortunate."

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