Meet the Ninja of Norwich

#2
Tosser...hang on what was that sound...who's there...///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
 
#3
He's gonna catch pneumonia standing under cold waterfalls for all that time. He'll be creeping around all deadly silent like then won't he!
 
#4
"Snuffle...sneezelet...splosh."

What was that sound? I'm sure I heard heavy breathing, a racking cough and the gentle drip=drip of wet gi!
 

jim24

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
Is that the Police, I'd like to report some nutter running around my garden in his pyjamas,
 
#8
Genius...pure genius....

"he can creep up quietly and touch a deer - although he admits he used to do the same with foxes until one bit him.
 

Bouillabaisse

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
Seen and done worse. But I wouldn't describe them as lookers either. It's the difference between women I would have sex with and women I'd like to have sex with
 
#11
Hello police? I see a man in the street with a sword could you be good sports and come and shoot him for me?

You can!

OOhh ta very much
 
#15
If that's your definition of a looker then you have very low standards
Moreover if you cannot think what she must look like in profile, then you also have zero imagination!


Here let me give you a hand...



That is NOT the way to do it!
 
#17
hopefully fellow ninjas will deal with him tool.
did a bit of ninjitsu did'nt really get into it though none of the people who went were anywhere as mad as this bloke.
 
#20
The video at the bottom of the link is priceless.
Showing him sneaking up on a some big-ish cat like thing (do I look like a vet?), although they are never on screen at the same time.
And I must say his roly-polies are very good.
 

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