Meet the new Lara Croft

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Karima Adebibe, 20 years old from London who has been chosen as the new international face of 'Lara Croft' action hero, poses for the media in London, Tuesday, Feb. 14, 2006. Karima was chosen from thousands of hopefuls, and will now embark on a gruelling training programme to prepare her for the role.

Starting immediately she will embark on a gruelling training programme which includes an SAS survival, combat and semi automatic weapon firing course in Eastern Europe and a crash course in world archaeology, deportment, elocution and etiquette lessons in order to portray Lady Lara Croft, the 11th generation Countess, archaeologist and action hero.
I'm sure the lads from Hereford would love to meet her. :wink:
 
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Red7 said:
Hereford counts as being in Eastern Europe now?

Bloody European Union!

(by the way... I would.)
''SAS survival'' might be seprate from the semi automatic weapon firing course in Eastern Europe.
 
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Better than Angilina Jolie. is she the new film star or the Xth lara croft that eidos have rolled out to try and sell games?
 
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where are her marigolds for doing the washing up? Why two pistols? Why not one and a hand vacuum cleaner. Definitely not a proper woman...
 
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Brew_Up said:
Better than Angilina Jolie.

Damn you and damn your your eyes, sir. Brad Pitt might be hanging out of it but she still cuts the mustard. :D
 
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KnifeFightingMonkey said:
Damn you and damn your your eyes, sir. Brad Pitt might be hanging out of it but she still cuts the mustard. :D
its the fake toff accents in the films (and the fact that the films were Sh!te) thats put me off her
 
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Brew_Up said:
KnifeFightingMonkey said:
Damn you and damn your your eyes, sir. Brad Pitt might be hanging out of it but she still cuts the mustard. :D
its the fake toff accents in the films (and the fact that the films were Sh!te) thats put me off her
You are missing the point mate. There are only a handful of female celebs who look and act like filth. Look in her eyes, reach into her soul, she bangs like a belt fed WOMBAT. :D
 
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You know whats the worst thing about this?

Some git is sitting there with a big grin on his face thinking. "Heh, I'm shagging that."

Granted he's never ever, ever going to get another pint brought for him, but hey ho.
 

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