Meet my new wife.

#24

Can you get to Alabama on a senior citizens bus pass ?
Hannah seems very keen on fi$ting....

Mostly it's catfish judging by this yoootube but who knows what happens when the hunting camera is switched off

EDIT - rude word filter doesn't like 'fist'
 

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LE
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#27
Plastic bag and an orange, you'd be well away.
A fair one, and i agree.


Though when it gets down to it, I still prefer a woman.
 
#30
".........You'll soon get used to her looks," said he
"And a very nice girl you will find her
She may very well pass for forty-three
In the dusk, with a light behind her"
Can never have enough Gilbert and Sullivan deployed in anger!

And falling in love with a rich attorney's elderly ugly daughter must be as good a plan for a young barrister now as it was then.

You might even need to resort to sorcery to win said maidens heart,

We've a first-class assortment of magic
And for raising a posthumous shade
With effects that are comic or tragic
There's no cheaper house in the trade
If you want any more, I'll be off in the woods trying to wootread Survival Lilly to walk down the aisle with me 'with cat-like tread'....
 
#31
Can never have enough Gilbert and Sullivan deployed in anger!

And falling in love with a rich attorney's elderly ugly daughter must be as good a plan for a young barrister now as it was then.

You might even need to resort to sorcery to win said maidens heart,



If you want any more, I'll be off in the woods trying to wootread Survival Lilly to walk down the aisle with me 'with cat-like tread'....

Now shrivelled hags, with poison bags,
Discharge your loathsome loads!
Spit flame and fire, unholy choir!
Belch forth your venom, toads!
Ye demons fell, with yelp and yell,
Shed curses far afield--
Ye fiends of night, your filthy blight
In noisome plenty yield!

The Sorcerer.JPG
 

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LE
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#34

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LE
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#39
Can I be the first to say I would?
No, every sex liar in the army has already jumped at the chance to tell porkies about the mythical mother/daughter combo.
 

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