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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot.
    My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; Fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc.
    I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy!
     
  2. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Cardiologist's Funeral

    A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very
    elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...
    A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
    service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following
    the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.The heart
    then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

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    At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When
    all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking
    of my own funeral...



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    I'm a gynaecologist.