Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by pit-pony, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A woman goes to the doctor complaining of pains in her stomach. The doctor tells her to take her clothes off and lie down on the bed whilst he examines her. After a couple of minuted of proding he says "You had better get yourself some nappies." "Am I pregnant?" she replies. No you've got cancer of the colon.