Medical Sheer Negligence

Discussion in 'Afghanistan' started by ubantuz, Oct 12, 2010.

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  1. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  2. Dear Ubantuz,
    I am Barrister Martins Dike. (SAN), a Solicitor; I am the Personal
    Attorney to one Engr. Michael Evjen, a national of your country, who Used to be
    a contractor with NNPC here in Nigeria. On the 10th October 2002 my
    client, his wife and entire family were involved in a car accident along 3rd
    mainland bridge Express Road Lagos Island. Unfortunately they all lost
    their lives in the event of the accident, since then I have made several
    inquiries to their Embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this
    has also proved unsuccessful.

    After these several Unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his
    Relatives, to locate any member of His family but of no avail, hence I contacted
    you since you bear the same surname to my late client. I contact you to
    assist in repatriating the money in addition, property left behind by my
    client before they get Confiscated or declared Unserviceable by the bank where
    these huge deposits were lodged.

    Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at
    about US$7 million dollars. Consequently, the bank issued me a notice to
    provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten
    official working days. Since I have been Unsuccessful in locating the relatives
    for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin
    of the deceased, regardless of your country, with your name/address; some
    vitals will be obtained on your favor which will back you as the next
    of kin the deceased. The proceeds of this account valued at US$7 Million
    dollars can be Paid to you and then you and me can share like this 45% for me
    and 45% for you, while we will set aside 10% to pay back for any expenses
    or tax as your government may require. I have all necessary legal documents
    that can be used to back up any claim we may make.

    All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal
    through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate
    arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

    you don't have to be a blood relative of my client to claim this
    inheritance. Pls reply so that I can elucidate on how to proceed next,
    Please Reply urgently to enable us discuss further. Via this E-mail
    Best Regards,
    Barrister Martins Dike. (SAN)
  3. So he was ill, got worse and then he's now better? Sounds good to me.
  4. Which A&E in Afghanistan did he go to?

    Do you think you might have put this in the wrong thread?

    Oh, and he went to the med centre with a cold? Poof.
  5. Ubantuz, are you my sqn clerk? Shouldn't you be learning how to spell "orders", "parade" and the days of the week, rather than posting bollocks about some lad who had a cold?
  6. a.) pissed
    b.) edukashunully sub-normal
    c.) journo
    d.) all of the above
  7. Thick ****, sluggy already copied your post.
  8. I was ill once and I got better. Hope that helps.