Medical Examination

#1
Ok im 15, 2 months till 16...what does the regular army medical consist of? cos really im shuddering at the thought of some doctor putting a latex rubber glove on :x lol
 
#2
Bend over and touch your toes!!!
 
#3
Mista117 said:
Ok im 15, 2 months till 16...what does the regular army medical consist of? cos really im shuddering at the thought of some doctor putting a latex rubber glove on :x lol
they dont all use a latex glove. its a full medical, so every thing imaginable, and it says on paper "no internal examination" but you might feel something rather large poking up your crevice. dont worry its routine
 
#6
creste said:
nothing to worry about..
just 3 or 4 fingers
If you are lucky a thumb.
 
#7
You have to strip down naked and walk like a duck with your b*lls dragging on the floor.
 
#9
mate dont listen 2 the wind ups (even tho its funny and i can imagine u sh!tting ur self even more with every little post you read lol)

basicly its a hearing test (so as long as your not deaf then you will pass it)

eye test, and colour vision test

urine sample, to see if your sugar levels are low (its not a drug test)!

then once you see the doctor (considering you have passed all the other tests) he/she tests all your joints, bones, muscles, makes you do 5 push ups, makes you bend your legs and arms in all funny positions, makes you walk like a duck, and a total t!t. listens to your lungs, heart, takes blood pressure, then finaly whips your boxers down to 'make sure you have 2 bolloxs'.

thats it, nothing to worry about!
 
#12
plus why would someone only have one..i mean if they had it removed then they would have the medical record of that somewhere..just find that bit weird lol
 
#15
Litotes said:
Mista117 said:
brettyboy69 said:
'make sure you have 2 bolloxs'.thats it, nothing to worry about!
i dont see how having only one bollock would affect how you run/aim or anything but ok
Fcuking bad news if you're a girl.

Litotes
but what about 'girl walts'? the ones who havn't had the full surgery yet.
 
#16
Mista117 said:
plus why would someone only have one..i mean if they had it removed then they would have the medical record of that somewhere..just find that bit weird lol
Guess you haven't been to India lately then.
 
#18
Just be worried when 2 hands grip you shoulders, Dont push back haha!

Dont worry about it, There just checking for problems i.e lumps etc....
 
#19
well having someone pull your boxers down isnt something id normally want (specially if its a guy) but now im torn...because my school seem to want to f**k with my exams i doubt now ill get a C in my english because they put me in for one exam where i need 85% to get a C...kinda crappy odds compared to the 45% needed for the higher which is easier

(i need the C in english for my networking college course...while im on the subject isnt there one of them in the army?)
 
#20
You do realise that 45% to get a C in the higher paper is possibly just as hard as getting the 85% in the lower paper?
 

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