I've just come off the phone to the Med Cen in JHQ (it was 1030) enquring about parading sick with a suspected ear infection, the first question i was asked was
Med Cen: "Whats your Rank fella?"
WOIII: "Cpl Mate"
Med Cen: "Ohh, well you can only parade sick between 0830 and 0930 hrs"
WOIII: "What if my ear didnt hurt at 0830 but it hurts now?"
Med Cen: "Well, you need to parade at your unit admin office and obtain a F Med blah blah blah, then get your OC to sign it, then you can parade sick."
WOIII: "You what? What if i was a SNCO, a Sgt lets say?"
Med Cen: "Ahh that wouldnt be a problem, your "managment" and so can certify yourself sick"
Now i have to drive around camp getting forms signed and parading infront of people just to go sick. W@nkers
What the fcuk is that all about?
Med Cen: "Whats your Rank fella?"
WOIII: "Cpl Mate"
Med Cen: "Ohh, well you can only parade sick between 0830 and 0930 hrs"
WOIII: "What if my ear didnt hurt at 0830 but it hurts now?"
Med Cen: "Well, you need to parade at your unit admin office and obtain a F Med blah blah blah, then get your OC to sign it, then you can parade sick."
WOIII: "You what? What if i was a SNCO, a Sgt lets say?"
Med Cen: "Ahh that wouldnt be a problem, your "managment" and so can certify yourself sick"
Now i have to drive around camp getting forms signed and parading infront of people just to go sick. W@nkers
What the fcuk is that all about?