Medical assistance

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  1. A wealthy benefactor to a hospital was being shown around by the Doctor when she pased a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
    "Oh my God,that's utterly disgarceful! Why is he doing that?"
    The Dr explained : "This man has a serious medical condition whereby his testicles rapidly fill with semen and constantly need to be flushed. Without this at least 5 times a day he will suffer extreme pain and his testicles rupture"

    "I see -well in that case",the women replied

    A few moments later they pased another room where a male patient was lying on his back in bed moaning quietly and it was obvious that a Nurse was performing oral sex on him.

    Again the women screamed her indignation and demanded an explanation
    The Dr replied calmly:
    " He has the same testicular problem but he's with BUPA