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Media classic

The Mirror's newsdesk last night apparently got this tip-off call that a particular celeb was seriously ill, had had a heart attack and was about to die........Bloke says "I want paying for this though"......the night newsdesk not unreasonably ask......."How do you know?'........bloke says "I'm driving the ambulance. He's just flatlined in the back".......lovely


Recorded media line from one of the emergency services ..... " and the horse was in foal" ... reporter to colleague   "In foal, is that anywhere near *****"???

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