Medals

#1
No point in saying don't take the pish, because I know I'm gonna get some.
My ex thought it would be funny to stamp on one of my medals and broke the case.
As I like my stuff immaculate, I asked my mate (who's ex forces himself)

'Is it acceptable to buy a presentation case for both my medals, like a wall mounted one?'

He said 'No, you'll look a cnut'

But, what the hell am I supposed to put it in? Glasgow have already replaced one.
 
#4
I shouldn't worry, its unlikely to be yours.

Did she stamp on your medal because you were wearing them with your rubber escape suit and gas mask attached to your bottom and she was aiming for your heart with a Stilletto?

As soon as you walked out the door a large carribean gentleman entered the back door and entered her back doors...... then gobbed on her back, called her a tramp and left.
 
#5
Typical, it was my bos case. If she had stamped on my irq one, it probably wouldn't have done anything.

But - back to topic, will I look a twat or not?
 
#6
bigdaddy said:
He said 'No, you'll look a cnut'

He actually meant you'll look like a

CNUT !
 
#7
Leather or felt medal wallets or go look on ebay or..... buy a hand-bag
 
#8
Only for asking bone questions on the internet.

Why not hit her in the face with a 15 inch length of 5/8ths mild steel?

Post her phone number on here if you truly hate her
 
#9
She thought it would be funny?? See if she finds it funny when you kick her favourite pet to death.
 
#11
If you're worried about the case, then don't.

Just hand the medals back in as you clearly don't deserve them if that's all you have to worry about. FANNY.
 
#17
Well you got filled in by a bird who you then let trash your medals, so you're hardly a foe to fear
 
#18
bigdaddy said:
I wish, fcuking btich is pregnant 'forgot' to take the pill.
I feel your pain. Give her a knitting needle, a bottle of vodka and lock her in the basement - she'll figure the rest out.



but seriously, congratulations on your little bundle of unwanted, financially crippling, soul destroying joy.
 
#20
arby said:
I feel your pain. Give her a knitting needle, a bottle of vodka and lock her in the basement - she'll figure the rest out.
I wouldn't count on it, look what happened in Austria.

She'll have the sprog alright. you can call him Casper.
 

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