Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by apples71, May 25, 2012.

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  1. Just a quick one, how many Medals can you wear in one row, is it 6 or what...?
  2. All of them, overlapped as required.
  3. so I can bang all 12 in one row and look like the gimp Prince Phillip then eh
  4. Yep
  5. Cheers Legs lad, av a good un mate
  6. Why is this in 'armed forces jokes'?
  7. fixed for accuracy. Glad to be of service.
  8. He was right the 1st time ;)
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  9. HHH

    HHH LE

    Nope don't get it!
    Where's the punchline?
  10. It's Friday afternoon. The warmup session is essential to preparing the body mentally and physically.
  11. Because he says he has 12 and yet he still has to ask how to wear them...
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  12. Hey fuck head it's my first time on the site ok I was only asking a question sorry it's not a joke. No need for your attitude you ignorant cunt. I know how to wear my medals. I wear them with pride ok fuck face. Maybe you need to test and adjust your attitude.
  13. Strong is the force of knobthroat with this one.
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  14. That's the trouble when you buy 12 bling in one go. No idea of medal etiquette.
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  15. Oh good. There's nothng on the telly tonight.