Meat and two veg to be weighed please

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Raven2008, Oct 1, 2010.

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  1. I don't believe a man wearing a tie and cardigan would do such a thing.

  2. One hopes that they wore Marigolds when they decontaminated the tray of the weighing machine...... that virtually gives a green light to any drunk to get his family jewels out in s supermarket and 'wwaaaaaayy' them...

    Then the nice ladies should get their baps out and weigh them likewise...
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Obviously tried weighing them in Imperial rather than Metric!
  4. Am I missing something here...I know the usual backroom chat you men go on about 1) length; 2) width; 3) actually can't be bothered to list the rest. But since when has WEIGHT been in the criteria of attributes to lure a female?

    On looking closely at said pic I am rather of the opinion he has definitely got 'all screws loose'!
  5. I didn't think it would stand up in court........
  6. Sounds like a load of bollocks to me.