Meat and two veg to be weighed please

One hopes that they wore Marigolds when they decontaminated the tray of the weighing machine...... that virtually gives a green light to any drunk to get his family jewels out in s supermarket and 'wwaaaaaayy' them...

Then the nice ladies should get their baps out and weigh them likewise...
Am I missing something here...I know the usual backroom chat you men go on about 1) length; 2) width; 3) actually can't be bothered to list the rest. But since when has WEIGHT been in the criteria of attributes to lure a female?

On looking closely at said pic I am rather of the opinion he has definitely got 'all screws loose'!
Sounds like a load of bollocks to me.
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