http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,22989-1710199,00.html ...Our Home Secretary, Mr Clarke, cracks open his holiday reading (probably Das Kapital), takes another early-morning sip of Veuve Cliquot and crams a custard danish into his trap. Yes, he's off to sunny spamland for his hols, because there's nothing much happening at home to worry about, is there? Seeya, Charlie, have a nice time. Can you grab us a carton of Marlboro Lights in duty free? V! p.s. and we thought TCH was the ultimate in inappropriate holiday-making?