I'm playing "The Colonel" in the club championships. We are on the 15th and I'm 2 down so I decide to spank a 2 iron and go for it. I hit a worm burner with fade which scythes through the rough and hits a junior member on the shin "you twat" I shout (mandatory) my ball bounces back onto the fairway into a bunker,up the face,climbs the slope onto the green rolls round and stops 6 inches from the pin ! "get in" I shouts whilst pumping armpit farts into "The Colonels" face. "Harumpf" he says,"that was a sister-in-law if ever I saw one. "And what the f..k is a sister-in-law" I says ? Well old chap - YOUR UP - BUT YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD'NT BE !