An Indian boy goes to his father one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Dad, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"? "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", he said. Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"? "Well your mother and I were in a cornfield when we made her", he replied. He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"? "We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the father replies. The father paused and said to his son ... "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"