Meaning of names

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  1. An Indian boy goes to his father one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Dad, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?

    "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", he said.

    Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?

    "Well your mother and I were in a cornfield when we made her", he replied.

    He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?

    "We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the father replies.

    The father paused and said to his son ... "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"