Meaning of "Being Jack"

Ask Jack...... (now THATS Jack!)


You don't know Jack sh!t
oldbaldy said:
You don't know Jack sh!t
I do!

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.

Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them. :lol:
I think it came from a story or film or somesuch where the arse being rescued from the sea reaches the deck of the rescue ship and says to the Matelot "I'm alright Jack, pull up the ladder" not worrying about the others left in the water. Hence Jack Man.


In England in the 1950s, the phrase “I’m alright , Jack” referred sarcastically to the attitude of people who believed all was well in the world as long as they got theirs. “As long as I’ve got mine, everything is fine.”


It was the title of a Peter Sellers film


Could have been a fisherman:



Book Reviewer
It's the role of the new boy in a sabre troop of an armoured car regiment. When the vehicle gets a flat tyre, the new boy has to climb under the wheel station and push up until the rest of the crew can undo the bolts and replace the wheel.

Hope this helps.

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