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Mean Council!

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LE
Book Reviewer
#2
He can forget having his legs amputated! If that fat cnut goes for a jog, he'll wind up in splints for years - that'll actually sort his legs out.

As for the council, I can see why they refuse to move him. It takes them 3 years to get a repair done, so the bloke who has to widen the doors of his current house to let the fat wnaker out may be sometime. There is no point offering him a bungalow for the next 6 years because that's TWO repairs on two properties. The council are probably hedging their bets - £50.00 says he karks it before both repair jobs are done.
 
#3
LordVonHarley said:
I read this story on the train to work this morning and was filled with joy and happyness. I know he has a miss wired brain but....

Two questions

If he can not fit through the front door how does he fit through the kitchen door?

Has he not read a book on fitness?

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=43437&in_page_id=34
LVH,

I fear that the foreign word in bold above is neither uttered or fully understood by this f@t lump of human waste :x

Next thing the council will have to widen his door to the proportions of an aircraft hanger to get his ample rear to the pvement. Which by the way will have to be reinforced!

I very much doubt that pie boy will have to worry about eating and access for much longer :twisted:

I'm not feeling sympathy this morning.....as you can tell :evil:


fastmedic
 
#4
"Now the keen chef wants council bosses"

Very bloody keen if you ask me.
 
#5
Mr Leppard has been warned his legs might have to be amputated if he does not fight the flab.
Amputating his arms would be better.
 
#6
That goes to show the council arent mean...they've offered to amputate his legs!! Now if thats not instant weight loss I dont know what is. He'll lose at least 20 stone in a day there. Feckin brilliant diet if you ask me.

Then he wont have to go for a run, he can go for a roll!!!

A roll!! geddit??

My coats on already 8O
 
#7
I know this is the NAAFI bar, however this guy cannot be totally blamed for his vast size - he has a medical diagnosis that would make it very difficult fro him to lose weight.

Prada Willi The symptoms
I am not saying he is totally blameless, regarding his size. And whoever helped him make his career choice needs a bloody good kicking - it would be like telling a sex addict to become a prostitute.

Sluice
 
#8
Sluice_dweller said:
I know this is the NAAFI bar, however this guy cannot be totally blamed for his vast size - he has a medical diagnosis that would make it very difficult fro him to lose weight.

Prada Willi The symptoms
I am not saying he is totally blameless, regarding his size. And whoever helped him make his career choice needs a bloody good kicking - it would be like telling a sex addict to become a prostitute.

Sluice
Prada Willi Syndrome is yet another excuse for fat cnuts to carry on troughing.

Less food in mouth equals less fat on body.

I can't recall seeing any fat Belsen inmates on the documentaries, probably because they weren't allowed access to McFats or Burger King.
 
#9
yes he has a medical condition which means he puts on weight, but surely the onus is on him to manage his condition properly. Its no ones fault but his own. Have the balls to take responciability FFS
 
#10
If he has Prada Willies (the eating disorder and not the fashonable c0ck) then his Mother should have locked food cupboards and installed tough love. She is killing her son will food. It's like a Mother buying Heroin for a smack addicted child.
 
#13
veritas said:
yes he has a medical condition which means he puts on weight, but surely the onus is on him to manage his condition properly. Its no ones fault but his own. Have the balls to take responciability FFS
Not necessarily true. It's exceedingly hard for people suffering from this condition to manage it themselves. Imagine the hungriest you've ever been. Double it. That's how someone who suffers from it feel all the time.

Still, he's wonderfully fat. He could earn a pretty penny on the fettish market with a webcam sitting there all day with his tackle out. If you can see it under the roles of flesh of course.
 
#14
LordVonHarley said:
If he has Prada Willies (the eating disorder and not the fashonable c0ck) then his Mother should have locked food cupboards and installed tough love. She is killing her son will food. It's like a Mother buying Heroin for a smack addicted child.
I bet if there was no food taken into the living room for 24 hours he'd find he could get through the door.

Idle fat bastrad
 
#15
Good on the council (and it's not often I say that!) It's good to see natural selection at work.

A jog ... Surely a slow waddle of a walk, even if he good manage a jog think of the noise pollution and affect it'd have on the neighbours houses!!
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#16
milsum said:
veritas said:
yes he has a medical condition which means he puts on weight, but surely the onus is on him to manage his condition properly. Its no ones fault but his own. Have the balls to take responciability FFS
Not necessarily true. It's exceedingly hard for people suffering from this condition to manage it themselves. Imagine the hungriest you've ever been. Double it. That's how someone who suffers from it feel all the time.

Still, he's wonderfully fat. He could earn a pretty penny on the fettish market with a webcam sitting there all day with his tackle out. If you can see it under the roles of flesh of course.
Good work man! Not that I'd get off on it you understrand.
 
#17
milsum said:
veritas said:
yes he has a medical condition which means he puts on weight, but surely the onus is on him to manage his condition properly. Its no ones fault but his own. Have the balls to take responciability FFS
Not necessarily true. It's exceedingly hard for people suffering from this condition to manage it themselves. Imagine the hungriest you've ever been. Double it. That's how someone who suffers from it feel all the time.

Still, he's wonderfully fat. He could earn a pretty penny on the fettish market with a webcam sitting there all day with his tackle out. If you can see it under the roles of flesh of course.
I bet MDN would enlarge his back door!
 
#18
Just a question that poped into my head...

Surely he must of got worried when he couldn't see his c0ck anymore, well not that it'll get any action I suppose
 
#19
At the height of Mr Leppard's illness he was consuming 5,000 calories a day by feasting on fry-ups and biscuits. His food bill totalled £9,000 a year.
He has a medical condition, that part I understand, but if he can't get out of his chair I doubt a new door is going to help him get fit as there is little chance of him getting up and using the thing. If he can't go out then who is doing his shopping? His mother/carer should be helping him by buying foods that will help with weightloss and not provide him with anything so fattening.

I wonder how many bars of soap or candles you could make from him? If (when?) he dies in that house do you think they'll wreck the house to get his bloated corpse out? of send in a butcher with a chain saw?
 
#20
just wait til he turns liquid,then hose him out! Good for the front lawn too!
 

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