mean boys...

#1
Why are all boys in the army invariably all flippant @rseholes?

My husband is about to re-become one of you and I would like some insight before he turns.

Just to give me some comfort on the cold nights when he's off down some lapdancing club, talking in abbreviations and getting down fro some homo-erotic wrestling with his comrades... which (according to some on this forum), is an inevitable reality?
 
#4
cheetarah said:
Why are all boys in the army invariably all flippant @rseholes?

My husband is about to re-become one of you and I would like some insight before he turns.

Just to give me some comfort on the cold nights when he's off down some lapdancing club, talking in abbreviations and getting down fro some homo-erotic wrestling with his comrades... which (according to some on this forum), is an inevitable reality?
Embrace it! It's good for you and character building also.

Sounds to me as if we've met before?
 
#5
Likewise, (almost) all women being snakes sent by the devil himself to do his work on earth is an inevitable reality, but we dont drip do we? Dry your eyes
 
#6
Bravo2nothing said:
cheetarah said:
Why are all boys in the army invariably all flippant @rseholes?

My husband is about to re-become one of you and I would like some insight before he turns.

Just to give me some comfort on the cold nights when he's off down some lapdancing club, talking in abbreviations and getting down fro some homo-erotic wrestling with his comrades... which (according to some on this forum), is an inevitable reality?
Embrace it! It's good for you and character building also.

Sounds to me as if we've met before?

oh dear, looks like they have met online, theere will be hell to pay when he gets home love

Babooshka by Kate Bush

She wanted to test her husband,
She knew exactly what to do,
A pseudonym to fool him,
She couldn't have made a worse move.
She sent him scented letters,
And he received them with a strange delight,
Just like his wife,
But how she was before the tears,
And how she was before the years flew by,
And how she was when she was beautiful.
She signed the letter:
Chorus

All yours. Babooshka, Babooshka, Babooshka - ya-ya

She wanted to take it further,
So she arranged a place to go,
To see if he,
Would fall for her incognito.
And when he laid eyes on her,
He got the feeling they had met before,
Uncanny how she
Reminds him of his little lady,
Capacity to give him all he needs,
Just like his wife before she freezed on him,
Just like his wife when she was beautiful,
He shouted out, I'm...

Chorus
 
#7
londonirish said:
Bravo2nothing said:
cheetarah said:
Why are all boys in the army invariably all flippant @rseholes?

My husband is about to re-become one of you and I would like some insight before he turns.

Just to give me some comfort on the cold nights when he's off down some lapdancing club, talking in abbreviations and getting down fro some homo-erotic wrestling with his comrades... which (according to some on this forum), is an inevitable reality?
Embrace it! It's good for you and character building also.

Sounds to me as if we've met before?

oh dear, looks like they have met online, theere will be hell to pay when he gets home love

Babooshka by Kate Bush

She wanted to test her husband,
She knew exactly what to do,
A pseudonym to fool him,
She couldn't have made a worse move.
She sent him scented letters,
And he received them with a strange delight,
Just like his wife,
But how she was before the tears,
And how she was before the years flew by,
And how she was when she was beautiful.
She signed the letter:
Chorus

All yours. Babooshka, Babooshka, Babooshka - ya-ya

She wanted to take it further,
So she arranged a place to go,
To see if he,
Would fall for her incognito.
And when he laid eyes on her,
He got the feeling they had met before,
Uncanny how she
Reminds him of his little lady,
Capacity to give him all he needs,
Just like his wife before she freezed on him,
Just like his wife when she was beautiful,
He shouted out, I'm...

Chorus
Why, that's one of my favourite songs! :D :D
 
#15
londonirish said:
I will comfort you and give you succour my dear
No, no ignore him Cheetarah...I will merely suck yours...no comfort involved!
 
#18
and we're back to my original question..

i know you people..OH was RM for ages and I managed (just) to cope with all the bullsh*it i had to endure when he went thru lympstone..

i just wanted added insight, he has gone back to being normal since he came out, but a slow demise is inevitable once he goes back in...

oh forget it...you just don;t UNDERSTAND..
 
#19
A demise when he returns to the fold?????? Think you've got that one the wrong way round.

Lass, if you think that he is being normal OUTSIDE the Forces, you really don't get him! We are normal!!!
 
#20
cheetarah said:
and we're back to my original question..

i know you people..OH was RM for ages and I managed (just) to cope with all the bullsh*it i had to endure when he went thru lympstone..

i just wanted added insight, he has gone back to being normal since he came out, but a slow demise is inevitable once he goes back in...

oh forget it...you just don;t UNDERSTAND..
But we want to understand,
Why dont you talk to us?
You need to discuss your emotions more. Its not a sign of weakness.
Help us understandyou, I am a good listener if you want to chat about anything, anything at all.
 
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