me no like you british soldier

#1
attempting to instill some humour into my new workplace and as we have plenty of asian girls and yank men was asking around for the words to the above mentioned.

HELP anyone????
 
#2
A brave young soldier lad called geordie
Is the hero of my song
He crossed the sea to serve his country
Went to serve out in hong kong
His wife he’d left behind in gateshead
And soon his heart began to long
For the company of a female
Though he knew that this was wrong
He crossed the harbour on a ferry
Took a rickshaw to wan chai
And in a dimly lighted bar there
A slant eyed maiden did appear
Coca cola for this maiden at 200 he did buy
But when he asked her for favours
He was greeted with this cry

Me no like you Blitish sailor
Me no like you men of war
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee call me honey baby
Blitish call me flucking whore (flucking whore)
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee tap upon my window
Blitish break the flucking door (flucking door)
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee bling me sweet led roses
Blitish bling me sleet fluck all (sweet fluck all)
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee **** me on the sofa
Blitish **** me on the floor (on the floor)
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more

Yankee leaving on next friday
Blitish stay for evermore.
Me no like you Blitish sailor
Yankee pay 5 dollars more
 
#4
Jet lag. I only got in from Laos on Wednesday night. Still it has it's advantages - I had three glasses of wine last night and I was ready for bed.
 
M

MARTOK

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#5
attempting to instill some humour into my new workplace and as we have plenty of asian girls and yank men was asking around for the words to the above mentioned.

HELP anyone????
You're obviously more liberal and less PC in your work places in New Zealand than here in the UK.

I have had to seriously curb my squaddie sense of humour over the last few years in civvie street.

If I passed that little ditty around at work I would probably be looking for new employment tomorrow.
 

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