Me no like you Blitish Soldier

#4
I know 3 verses which are as follows:

Me no like you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay fi dollar more
Yankee call me honey baby
Blitish call me flucking whore

Me no like you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay fi dollar more
Yankee tap upon the window
Blitish kick the ******* door

Me no like Blitish Soldier
Yankee pay fi dollar more
Yankee fluck for just fi minutes
Blitish fluck for evermore
 
#5
Me no like you blitish soldier,
Yankee pay 5 dollar more
Yankie call me 'honey baby'
Blitish call me 'f***ing Whore'.
Yanke make love for 5 minute
Blitish f**k me all night long
Me no like you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay 5 dollar more.....

or words to that effect.

Anyone know the words to 'Some seedy hoooooooooole'?
 
#7
We no like you british soldier
Yankee pay 5 dollar more
Yankee **** you on the table
British **** you on the floor
We no like you british soldier
Yankee pay 5 dollar more.

As I remember it (and confirmed by MC of REME on their Bulletin Board), making it a 6-line stanza with only the middle two lines changing.
 
#8
Yankee p**s into the toilet
Blitish he pisses on the floor
Me dont like you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay fi dollar more
 
#9
Me no like you Blitish soldier,
Me no liky you anymore.

ANYMORE

Me no like you Blitish soldier,
Yankee pay 5 dollar more.

5 DOLLAR MORE

Yankee, call me little Princess
Blitish, call me fcuking woreh.

FCUKING WOREH

Me no like you Blitish soldier,
Yankee pay 5 dollar more.

5 DOLLAR MORE

Yankee, tap upon my window
Blitish, break down my ruddy dwar.

RUDDY DWAR

Me no like you Blitish soldier,
Yankee pay 5 dollar more.

5 DOLLAR MORE

Yankee, tap me on the backside
Blitish, break my fcuking jaw

FCUKING JAW

Me no like you Blitish soldier,
Yankee pay 5 dollar more.

5 DOLLAR MORE

Yankee, screw for just 5 minutes
Blitish FCUK for evermore

EVER MORE

Me no like you Blitish soldier,
Yankee pay 5 dollar more.

5 DOLLAR MORE

Maybe a few more verses.
 
#10
An early version of this was:

Me no likee British soldier,
Me like Yankee soldier more,
Yankee soldier call me sweetheart,
British call me fabcdeg whore,
Yankee soldier gives me presents,
Never, never, makes me sore,
British gives me nothing,
And he FABCS forever more!!!

I recall some of us singing this one in a gasthaus in the American Zone once. Just before the fight broke out.
 
#11
British Soldier (aka Suzie Wong)

Chorus:
We don't like you British Soldier
Yankee pay 5 dollar more

Verses:
Yankee calls me honey baby
British calls me fcuking whore

Yankee knocks upon my window
British kicks the fcukin' door

Yankee screws for just 5 minutes
British fucks for evermore

Yankee cocks are sometimes limpy
British cocks, they leave me sore

Yankee lifts me on my pillow
British fucks me on the floor

Yankee tender kissed my nipples
British licks my pussy rawv

Yankee treats me like his mother
British fucks me on all fours

Yankee sends me gold and diamonds
Brits write postcards from the moor

Yankee sleeps soon like a baby
British makes me want some more
 
#13

Thank you guys. it reminds me of a much better time - pi$$ed up in alma det barracks!! Anzio rules
 
#16
Sung to the tune of 'What a friend we have in Jesus' (but not to be sung in church...hehehe)

Me no rike you Blitish soldier
Me no rike you anymore
Me no rike you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay fi dorra more

Yankee piss into the toilet
Blitish p*sses on the fraw
Me no rike you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay fi dollar more

Yankee, call me rittle Plincess
Blitish, call me f*ckin' whore
Me no rike you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay fi dorra more

Yankee, taps upon my window
Blitish, blake down my f*ckin' door
Me no rike you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay fi dorra more

Yankee, tap me on the backside
Blitish, blake my f*ckin' jaw
Me no rike you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay fi dorra more

Yankee rove me on the sofa
Blitish f*ck me on the fraw
Me no rike you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay fi dorra more

Yankee gives me rovery plesents,
Blitish never brings **** awwr
Me no rike you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay fi dorra more

Yankee, f*ck for just fi minutes
Blitish f*ck for evermore
Me no rike you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay fi dorra more

Me no rike you Blitish soldier
Me no rike you anymore
Me no rike you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay fi dorra more
 
#17
Always thought she cost Samsip baht hasip satang!! sabaidee kuhn sanook
 

udipur

LE
Book Reviewer
#18
I like the fact that the British not only know how to get their money's worth but are stayers.

One for the Empire, chaps, despite being known for not taking the chance to "tap her on the backside"
 
#19
There's an RN version as well:

Bleetish sailor he got plenee money
Yankee sailor he got plenee more
Yankee sailor call me duckie darling
Bleetish sailor call me ******* Whore

etc etc happy days!
 

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