Me no like you Blitish Soldier

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  1. Anyone know the words for the classic ''Me no like you Blitish Soldier'' tune?
     
  2. onJ-D, any chance of putting them on here?
     
  3. I know 3 verses which are as follows:

    Me no like you Blitish soldier
    Yankee pay fi dollar more
    Yankee call me honey baby
    Blitish call me flucking whore

    Me no like you Blitish soldier
    Yankee pay fi dollar more
    Yankee tap upon the window
    Blitish kick the ******* door

    Me no like Blitish Soldier
    Yankee pay fi dollar more
    Yankee fluck for just fi minutes
    Blitish fluck for evermore
     
  4. Me no like you blitish soldier,
    Yankee pay 5 dollar more
    Yankie call me 'honey baby'
    Blitish call me 'f***ing Whore'.
    Yanke make love for 5 minute
    Blitish f**k me all night long
    Me no like you Blitish soldier
    Yankee pay 5 dollar more.....

    or words to that effect.

    Anyone know the words to 'Some seedy hoooooooooole'?
     
  5. Only ever heard the three verses that have just been posted, don't know if there's more.
     
  6. We no like you british soldier
    Yankee pay 5 dollar more
    Yankee **** you on the table
    British **** you on the floor
    We no like you british soldier
    Yankee pay 5 dollar more.

    As I remember it (and confirmed by MC of REME on their Bulletin Board), making it a 6-line stanza with only the middle two lines changing.
     
  7. Yankee p**s into the toilet
    Blitish he pisses on the floor
    Me dont like you Blitish soldier
    Yankee pay fi dollar more
     
  8. Me no like you Blitish soldier,
    Me no liky you anymore.

    ANYMORE

    Me no like you Blitish soldier,
    Yankee pay 5 dollar more.

    5 DOLLAR MORE

    Yankee, call me little Princess
    Blitish, call me fcuking woreh.

    FCUKING WOREH

    Me no like you Blitish soldier,
    Yankee pay 5 dollar more.

    5 DOLLAR MORE

    Yankee, tap upon my window
    Blitish, break down my ruddy dwar.

    RUDDY DWAR

    Me no like you Blitish soldier,
    Yankee pay 5 dollar more.

    5 DOLLAR MORE

    Yankee, tap me on the backside
    Blitish, break my fcuking jaw

    FCUKING JAW

    Me no like you Blitish soldier,
    Yankee pay 5 dollar more.

    5 DOLLAR MORE

    Yankee, screw for just 5 minutes
    Blitish FCUK for evermore

    EVER MORE

    Me no like you Blitish soldier,
    Yankee pay 5 dollar more.

    5 DOLLAR MORE

    Maybe a few more verses.
     
  9. An early version of this was:

    Me no likee British soldier,
    Me like Yankee soldier more,
    Yankee soldier call me sweetheart,
    British call me fabcdeg whore,
    Yankee soldier gives me presents,
    Never, never, makes me sore,
    British gives me nothing,
    And he FABCS forever more!!!

    I recall some of us singing this one in a gasthaus in the American Zone once. Just before the fight broke out.
     
  10. British Soldier (aka Suzie Wong)

    Chorus:
    We don't like you British Soldier
    Yankee pay 5 dollar more

    Verses:
    Yankee calls me honey baby
    British calls me fcuking whore

    Yankee knocks upon my window
    British kicks the fcukin' door

    Yankee screws for just 5 minutes
    British fucks for evermore

    Yankee cocks are sometimes limpy
    British cocks, they leave me sore

    Yankee lifts me on my pillow
    British fucks me on the floor

    Yankee tender kissed my nipples
    British licks my pussy rawv

    Yankee treats me like his mother
    British fucks me on all fours

    Yankee sends me gold and diamonds
    Brits write postcards from the moor

    Yankee sleeps soon like a baby
    British makes me want some more
     
  11. Yankee bring me sweet red roses
    Blitish bring me sweet duck all
     

  12. Thank you guys. it reminds me of a much better time - pi$$ed up in alma det barracks!! Anzio rules
     
  13. :lol: Very good ,lots of misspent youth here or in the knocking the shops :lol:
     
  14. Mr Happy

    Mr Happy LE Moderator

    My wife doesn't understand me. Which is strange as the website said she had conversational English. What a waste of 10,000 baht!