Wenger - Wrong age and sex!
Redknapp - too busy saving for his bail.
Mick McCarthy - Have you ever been to a Wolverhampton brothel?
David Moyes - They wouldn't let him in incase he scares the 'employees'
Possibly could be;
Martin O Neil - because a small thai chick always mkes your c@ck look bigger
Avram Grant - to remind himself of that winning feeling