Me Love You Longtime!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by carlbcfc, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. A Premiership manager has been caught in a thai brothel.

    I was thinking Phil Brown of Hull City, but then I saw it was £100 per hour. For that price in Hull he was probably arranging to buy the place.

    IN THE BROWN STUFF!!
     
  2. I've noticed there are more tinternet brides around this year.Commonly referred to in our house as ting tong.
     
  3. Thai brothel? Can't be Mark Hughes of course because he isn't a Premiership manager anymore...
     
  4. Thai brothel? Can't be Mark Hughes of course because he isn't a Premiership manager anymore...
     
  5. We definately know it's not;

    Wenger - Wrong age and sex!
    Redknapp - too busy saving for his bail.
    Mick McCarthy - Have you ever been to a Wolverhampton brothel?
    David Moyes - They wouldn't let him in incase he scares the 'employees'

    Possibly could be;
    Martin O Neil - because a small thai chick always mkes your c@ck look bigger
    Avram Grant - to remind himself of that winning feeling
     
  6. I have changed my mind. I now think (hope, being a blue brummie) it is Martin O'Neil.

    From the silhouette I can make out his goggles. Well I think I can.
     
  7. engr172

    engr172 Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    I reckon it will be fat Rafa.....shifty eyes, nervous squint, haunted look about him the fat whopper