MDN's prescription for Viagra.

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  1. MDN got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home.

    He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll be home in an hour."
    "Perfect", she replies. The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before. He takes the Viagra and waits.

    An hour goes by, MDN is ready to go, but his wife isn't home yet. He calls her on the phone and she says, "Traffic is terrible. I won't be there for about an hour and a half." MDN, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice.

    "What should I do?" he asks. The Doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper around?"

    "Yes" the MDN replied.

    "Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead?" said the Doctor.

    MDN then replied with dismay, "But I don't need Viagra with the housekeeper..."


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  2. ROTFL! :D
     
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