MDN's an interior designer

#1
I got this PM off MDN this morning:

Mate

You know those two Scottish interior designer gaylords on the BBC, well they are my heros and mentors and I want to be just like them. Not only do I want to design houses with lots of pink and lace in them, but I also want to have a close bum-chum to feltch away an evening with after I've hung up my sweaty work clothes. What I wanted to know is this: would have one of those little rat-sized dogs with a blue rinse make me look too gay, and if not where can I get one, and would the RSPCA mnid if I used it in my anal-sex games?

Love

MDN
I normally wouldn't quite so disturbed, but anyone that has too much lace in their house MUST be a wrong-un!

What say you MDN?
 
#4
I KNEW IT!
all that male machodickswingingsextalkingtitlickingskirtliftingballdropping cr*p was just a cover up!
He's really a shirtliftingbumlickingbluerinsewearingbiggirlsblouse but my god doesn't he have fantastic dress sense sweetie?



....and Aunty you look lovely too! :wink:
 
#14
blessed baby cakes said:
I KNEW IT!
all that male machodickswingingsextalkingtitlickingskirtliftingballdropping cr*p was just a cover up!
He's really a shirtliftingbumlickingbluerinsewearingbiggirlsblouse but my god doesn't he have fantastic dress sense sweetie?



....and Aunty you look lovely too! :wink:
I've been looking at that photo for quite some time and eventually just dumped my muck. Does that make me:

1. A modern man.
2. A Royal Marine.
3. A honcho.
4. A member of the RLC
5. Eligable for arrest considering I'm sat in a shared office?
 
#15
Geordie_Blerk said:
blessed baby cakes said:
I KNEW IT!
all that male machodickswingingsextalkingtitlickingskirtliftingballdropping cr*p was just a cover up!
He's really a shirtliftingbumlickingbluerinsewearingbiggirlsblouse but my god doesn't he have fantastic dress sense sweetie?



....and Aunty you look lovely too! :wink:
I've been looking at that photo for quite some time and eventually just dumped my muck. Does that make me:

1. A modern man.
2. A Royal Marine.
3. A honcho.
4. A member of the RLC
5. Eligable for arrest considering I'm sat in a shared office?

All of the above :D
 
#16
Geordie_Blerk said:
blessed baby cakes said:
I KNEW IT!
all that male machodickswingingsextalkingtitlickingskirtliftingballdropping cr*p was just a cover up!
He's really a shirtliftingbumlickingbluerinsewearingbiggirlsblouse but my god doesn't he have fantastic dress sense sweetie?



....and Aunty you look lovely too! :wink:
I've been looking at that photo for quite some time and eventually just dumped my muck. Does that make me:

1. A modern man.
2. A Royal Marine.
3. A honcho.
4. A member of the RLC
5. Eligable for arrest considering I'm sat in a shared office?
Only a member of the RLC if you are an ex-WO who was busted the L/Cpl and you made the new recruit nosh you in an open plan office :lol:
 

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