MDN Vs Cait in Arrse Perversion Battle!!!

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Picture this! Its 20 AD and the location is the Roman Colosseum. In one corner is the animal section, which contains various domestic animals including cats and dogs. In another section there are various troughs of poo, baby oil, vomit and a multiple of other lotions of the gods. Hanging on the walls are every conceivable tool of perversion, both of the electronic and blunt instrument variety.

The trumpets sound and the crowd of Arrser’s watch with baited breath! Caesar (Bad CO) indicates for the warriors to enter the arena. The mighty MDN enters dressed in his tinfoil gimp suit with a goat horned helmet (on his head)

From the other side of the arena, Cait enters, her soiled pvc suit glistens in the heat of the mid-day-sun.

‘Hail Caesar!’ they both cry. Let the games begin thunders the big man.

This is no normal battle. Each must charm the Arrse audience with a performance of utter perversion. Only one will walk from the great place. The warrior who wins the crowd, wins their freedom.

Let the games begin!

Continue ...............


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#2
Lippy will sell popcorn.
 
#4
Ozgerbobble said:
Doesn't this qualify as bezzering :?
Supertrooper and MDN bezzering? Disgusting. What is Supertrooper after? His hoop stretched? :wink:
 
#7
That is one fine looking fanny
 
#9
What a hugely funny comment let me guess you have never meet Dale but have chipped this gem in any way.
 
#10
DozyBint said:
SuperTrooper said:
Yuk, I am going to Jub up! 8O

MY spincter has a one way system only BTW

:D
8O I'm going to be sick! Where were you looking to find that picture?! :?
Its me granny when we played Doctors and Nurses last night, she's such a lovly old girl but her axe wound stinks worse than her arrse

:D
 
#11
SuperTrooper said:
DozyBint said:
SuperTrooper said:
Yuk, I am going to Jub up! 8O

MY spincter has a one way system only BTW

:D
8O I'm going to be sick! Where were you looking to find that picture?! :?
Its me granny when we played Doctors and Nurses last night, she's such a lovly old girl but her axe wound stinks worse than her arrse

:D
Now I DEFINITELY need the 'vomming' emoticon! 8O
 
#12
sniffle-snaffle said:
it looks like a very good likeness of dale the snails face....on a good day
That's right. What's up? Did someone ignore you in chat earlier? You are like funny, but not.
 
#14
It needs to be sharp if he is going to prod me with it.
 

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#15
Dale the snail said:
It needs to be sharp if he is going to prod me with it.
So you have suck-cumed (sic :lol: ) to his charms then?
 
#16
Auld-Yin said:
Dale the snail said:
It needs to be sharp if he is going to prod me with it.
So you have suck-cumed (sic :lol: ) to his charms then?
Mais oui.

He is only human - ish.......
 
#17
Back to the thread, Cait counters MDN's anal intrusion by picking up a pair of her well soiled underpants, which Joey Dunlop would have been proud of. She forced the phised stained cheap M&S specials over his head, impairing his vision. She then grabs two of the anteaters from their cage and performs the famous maximus 'double ring dhobi' attack on the chunky man's dual carriageway

Who wins. You decide!!!
 
#18
do not post on this forum again.....maninblack
 
#19
Tears. Outstanding.



"Goat sphincter transplant".
(Is that a tuna on his chest? What did he have to do to get that?)
 

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