MDN Vs Cait in Arrse Perversion Battle!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SuperTrooper, Jun 29, 2005.

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  1. Picture this! Its 20 AD and the location is the Roman Colosseum. In one corner is the animal section, which contains various domestic animals including cats and dogs. In another section there are various troughs of poo, baby oil, vomit and a multiple of other lotions of the gods. Hanging on the walls are every conceivable tool of perversion, both of the electronic and blunt instrument variety.

    The trumpets sound and the crowd of Arrser’s watch with baited breath! Caesar (Bad CO) indicates for the warriors to enter the arena. The mighty MDN enters dressed in his tinfoil gimp suit with a goat horned helmet (on his head)

    From the other side of the arena, Cait enters, her soiled pvc suit glistens in the heat of the mid-day-sun.

    ‘Hail Caesar!’ they both cry. Let the games begin thunders the big man.

    This is no normal battle. Each must charm the Arrse audience with a performance of utter perversion. Only one will walk from the great place. The warrior who wins the crowd, wins their freedom.

    Let the games begin!

    Continue ...............


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  2. Lippy will sell popcorn.
  3. Doesn't this qualify as bezzering :?
  4. Supertrooper and MDN bezzering? Disgusting. What is Supertrooper after? His hoop stretched? :wink:
  5. Yuk, I am going to Jub up! 8O

    MY spincter has a one way system only BTW


    Stop Press: MDN visits Mooch in hospital here

    do not post porn on this forum again.....maninblack

    Thats not porn, you haven't seen my VHS collection, young man!!!
  6. 8O I'm going to be sick! Where were you looking to find that picture?! :?
  7. That is one fine looking fanny
  8. it looks like a very good likeness of dale the snails face....on a good day
  9. What a hugely funny comment let me guess you have never meet Dale but have chipped this gem in any way.
  10. Its me granny when we played Doctors and Nurses last night, she's such a lovly old girl but her axe wound stinks worse than her arrse

  11. Now I DEFINITELY need the 'vomming' emoticon! 8O
  12. That's right. What's up? Did someone ignore you in chat earlier? You are like funny, but not.
  13. He's got a point though. :wink:
  14. It needs to be sharp if he is going to prod me with it.
  15. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    So you have suck-cumed (sic :lol: ) to his charms then?