MDN Vs Cait in Arrse Perversion Battle!!!

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Picture this! Its 20 AD and the location is the Roman Colosseum. In one corner is the animal section, which contains various domestic animals including cats and dogs. In another section there are various troughs of poo, baby oil, vomit and a multiple of other lotions of the gods. Hanging on the walls are every conceivable tool of perversion, both of the electronic and blunt instrument variety.

The trumpets sound and the crowd of Arrser’s watch with baited breath! Caesar (Bad CO) indicates for the warriors to enter the arena. The mighty MDN enters dressed in his tinfoil gimp suit with a goat horned helmet (on his head)

From the other side of the arena, Cait enters, her soiled pvc suit glistens in the heat of the mid-day-sun.

‘Hail Caesar!’ they both cry. Let the games begin thunders the big man.

This is no normal battle. Each must charm the Arrse audience with a performance of utter perversion. Only one will walk from the great place. The warrior who wins the crowd, wins their freedom.

Let the games begin!

Continue ...............


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DozyBint said:
SuperTrooper said:
Yuk, I am going to Jub up! 8O

MY spincter has a one way system only BTW

:D
8O I'm going to be sick! Where were you looking to find that picture?! :?
Its me granny when we played Doctors and Nurses last night, she's such a lovly old girl but her axe wound stinks worse than her arrse

:D
 
#11
SuperTrooper said:
DozyBint said:
SuperTrooper said:
Yuk, I am going to Jub up! 8O

MY spincter has a one way system only BTW

:D
8O I'm going to be sick! Where were you looking to find that picture?! :?
Its me granny when we played Doctors and Nurses last night, she's such a lovly old girl but her axe wound stinks worse than her arrse

:D
Now I DEFINITELY need the 'vomming' emoticon! 8O
 
#17
Back to the thread, Cait counters MDN's anal intrusion by picking up a pair of her well soiled underpants, which Joey Dunlop would have been proud of. She forced the phised stained cheap M&S specials over his head, impairing his vision. She then grabs two of the anteaters from their cage and performs the famous maximus 'double ring dhobi' attack on the chunky man's dual carriageway

Who wins. You decide!!!
 

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