MDN on mission to Vietnam

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by oldbaldy, Mar 8, 2008.

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  1. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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  2. DAMN! The hamster prices have tripled in China. Thats a missed buisiness opportunity.
     
  3. Dong?

    D_D to an unscrupulous trader in Vietnam:"Give me back my dong, you weasel."

    Or, "she sucked all my dong away."

    Free dong anyone? :D
     
  4. Dale for Sale

    Cough up sweetcheeks xx
     
  5. Dale? Is that you? Boy, long time no see. Last time I saw you we were standing at the STD clinic together trying to act like we didn't know each other.

    How you been, girl? How did the sex change go?
     
  6. Cough money up you septic or I will tell all.

    Capishe?
     
  7. Tell them what? That you swallow?
     
  8. Your telling me! <checks avatar>
     
  9. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

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  10. He' probably looking forward to 20 hours on an aeroplane with half a dozen of them wrapped in condoms and shoved up his ricker.