MDN Goes to the Doctor

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Mar 30, 2005.

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  1. guess MDN has a standing appointment...

    Russian scientists claim a beating with a cane on the naked buttocks is a way to cure everything from depression to alcoholism..this from Izvestia.

    researchers at the Novosibirsk Institute of Medicine say that caning releases endorphins, leading to feelings of euphoria, a reduction in appetite, the release of sex hormones and an enhancement of the immune response.
    ' The treatment works,' says biologist Dr. Sergei Speransky.
    'I'm not sadistic, at least not in teh classical sense, but I do advocate caning,' Dr. Marina Chuhrova added she had 10 patients she caned regularly ' At first they didn't like it, but when they started to feel the benefits, they kept asking for more.'

    Oooh, one can read so much into this therapy... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:
  2. Did you see in one paper something like 300 strokes a week is recommended!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8O
  3. Squeezing the head off the boil on yer perineum.

    That should be painful enough to cure cancer...
  4. They must read a Victorian medical journal written by "Anonymous"