MDN Goes to the Doctor

#1
guess MDN has a standing appointment...

Russian scientists claim a beating with a cane on the naked buttocks is a way to cure everything from depression to alcoholism..this from Izvestia.

researchers at the Novosibirsk Institute of Medicine say that caning releases endorphins, leading to feelings of euphoria, a reduction in appetite, the release of sex hormones and an enhancement of the immune response.
' The treatment works,' says biologist Dr. Sergei Speransky.
'I'm not sadistic, at least not in teh classical sense, but I do advocate caning,' Dr. Marina Chuhrova added she had 10 patients she caned regularly ' At first they didn't like it, but when they started to feel the benefits, they kept asking for more.'

Oooh, one can read so much into this therapy... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:
 
#2
Did you see in one paper something like 300 strokes a week is recommended!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8O
 
#3
Squeezing the head off the boil on yer perineum.

That should be painful enough to cure cancer...
 
#4
They must read a Victorian medical journal written by "Anonymous"
 

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