..on a technicality.. The thread about the woman and the horse reminded me of this. A Wisconsin man beat the rap thanks to his alert lawyer. Seems the fellow was caught humping a dead deer by the side of a road. Charged with having sexual grtification with an animal, his attorney informed the court that, according to the definition of ' animal ' [ i.e.: " any of a kingdom of living things " ], his client was innocent as the deer was , to quote Monty Python, ' bleedin' demised ' and therefore, technically, ' a carcass '..There is no law against doing the nasty with a carcass and , hence, the man was innocent.. case closed..