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MCTC Colchester Escape

#7
I was told by the staff there that two people had made a break for it, one got as far as the end of the road and one of the staff picked him up in his car and took him back. The other one escaped and has never been caught.
She didn't tell me when this happened. Colchester isnt hard to escape from, Pirbright has better security. She said if you escape its an offence that carries a punishiment far harsher than what ever you are in colly for.
 
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cloudbuster

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#8
These days it's like a Haven holiday camp. Why would anyone want to leg it down the road?
 
#11
Coming from you my dear chap that's a complement!:eye:
Coming from anyone, it's a compliment to you... you dribbling piss-flap. Once again you've posted a thread in the NAAFI Bar so you must be sitting there wanking yourself into a frenzy at all the attention you're getting - I'd suggest that you go outside for some attention but that'd mean calling the fire brigade to get you out of your house.

You fat shit.

All the best. xx
 
#13
Coming from anyone, it's a compliment to you... you dribbling piss-flap. Once again you've posted a thread in the NAAFI Bar so you must be sitting there wanking yourself into a frenzy at all the attention you're getting - I'd suggest that you go outside for some attention but that'd mean calling the fire brigade to get you out of your house.

You fat shit.

All the best. xx
Have you ever heard of the psychological concept of displacement? Lard Arse
 
#14
I was told by the staff there that two people had made a break for it, one got as far as the end of the road and one of the staff picked him up in his car and took him back. The other one escaped and has never been caught.
She didn't tell me when this happened. Colchester isnt hard to escape from, Pirbright has better security. She said if you escape its an offence that carries a punishiment far harsher than what ever you are in colly for.
I wonder if the escapee had a network south east rail map etched on a well worn snot rag to get him to the chunnel?.
 
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cloudbuster

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#17
The MCTC staff are especially trained to watch out for suspicious activity, such as a sudden interest in outdoor gymnastics, vaulting in particular, and blokes in baggy trousers wandering about the rose beds shaking their legs.
 
#18
Ive seen quite a few of the young lads walking back up through the (Old Roman Barracks entrance) gates up through Merville Barracks to the MRS and dental centre on there Todds. They used to walk/march up to the old Med centre when it was up by the playing fields and gave a lad a lift back once so theres trust for some of them whos nearing the end of their time there. As said earlier some of them treat it as a nice little break from there Regiments...isnt it where a lot of them get their education up ready to be future RSMs. I suppose it does remind you of Haven holidays with a few of the lads I know whos re traded as the permanent staff there.
 
#19
I did hear that a couple of REs dug a tunnel as far as the perimeter wall but it sadly caved in when an AAC bloke nicked the timber shoring to make a Lynx.
The Lynx is still flying in Afghanland according to reliable sources.
It was powered by clockwork apparently, but that could be a wind-up.
 

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