McCartney tells missus to hop it.

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#1
Famous junkie Paul McCartney has hoofed his half-missus.

Hop it peg-leg !

Rumours say she'd been looking elsewhere to get her leg over.
 
#2
Fcuking superb, Cuts!
 
#5
It's good to see fellow arrser's keeping 'afoot' of the latest news :D I'm sure soon to be ex-Mrs McCartney will need all the 'support' she can get.


I'm sick..............


fastmedic
 
#6
She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil as possible.

She's 'Running around in circles', according to a close friend.
 
#7
See the newspapers must have put the kiss of death on it when they ran the article will she still love when he's 64 ( a play on one of the Beatles songs for you youngsters)

Sparky
 
#8
I read that she'll be one-legging it with £200 million
 

chrisg46

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
Why, when someone else is obviously in emotional pain do we feel the need to put the boot in? Just cos she cant without falling over....dammit, now see what i have done!
 
#10
And she's useless at the hokey-cokey.
 
#14
I heard it was because of her alcohol problem... Macca said she was legless.
 
#15
She is now founding patron of UK charity Adopt A Minefield, along with her husband.
Nice. Will the minefield send you a letter every 6 months to tell you how it is getting on?
 
#16
Apparently she didnt do very well in the arrse kicking competition either
 
#18
quote]She is now founding patron of UK charity Adopt A Minefield, along with her husband.[/quote]

Umm, well of course she is, she has 50% less to lose!
 
#19
Now folks this is all very unfair, its not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this..
 
#20
With all that money from the divorce settlement I hope she doesn't go runniing to the press for sympathy.
 
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