McCartney tells missus to hop it.

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Famous junkie Paul McCartney has hoofed his half-missus.

    Hop it peg-leg !

    Rumours say she'd been looking elsewhere to get her leg over.
  2. Fcuking superb, Cuts!
  3. Hope she didn't sign a pre-nuptual agreement or she won't have a leg to stand on.....
  4. When asked why, the source replied "We are all stumped".

    I'll get my coat.
  5. It's good to see fellow arrser's keeping 'afoot' of the latest news :D I'm sure soon to be ex-Mrs McCartney will need all the 'support' she can get.

    I'm sick..............

  6. She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil as possible.

    She's 'Running around in circles', according to a close friend.
  7. See the newspapers must have put the kiss of death on it when they ran the article will she still love when he's 64 ( a play on one of the Beatles songs for you youngsters)

  8. I read that she'll be one-legging it with £200 million
  9. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    Why, when someone else is obviously in emotional pain do we feel the need to put the boot in? Just cos she cant without falling over....dammit, now see what i have done!
  10. And she's useless at the hokey-cokey.

  11. .... and was caught bending when playing the role of 'Mother Brown'.
  12. Quote: Mrs Mill McCartney, "He has been my emotional crutch for so long!!": unquote.

    Shame, buy a blue buzz bomb mong car
  13. I heard it was because of her alcohol problem... Macca said she was legless.
  14. Nice. Will the minefield send you a letter every 6 months to tell you how it is getting on?