McCartney called missus "one legged bitch"

Biped

LE
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#2
the_guru said:
It won't stand up in court.


A bit like her, I suppose.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/1111_mucca_secret_tapes.shtml
Wow, Macca only called her a 'one legged b!tch", blimey, if it had been me, I would have called her lots more interesting names.

She claims that sad-boy Macca used viagra to spice up their sex life . . . why did he not just tell her the truth? "Listen, you one-legged, neurotic, greedy, money grabbing, insincere, cheap ex-ho with a face like it's been ripped off the arrse of a bulldog after a severe Southern European wasp bite, if you'd ever had to have sex with someone with someone as twisted, damaged and horrible as you, you'd be necking the fcukers like smarties; now, hop along, there's a good mlaaar!" :D
 
#3
So Macca called her spoilt, big deal, i call my girl spoilt all the time.

He whined about the tiniest house bills. So what, hes the one paying them.

He downed Viagra to pep up sex. Well he is an old man after all.

He called her a 'one legged bitch'. Just banter between husband and wife.

All in all i think this one legged bitch needs to get a grip and jog on.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
Sad old man living on a past reputation and thought he had scored with a younger bird and now it's all fell apart

Couldn't give a fukc about him or her he should split his money between a few charities and tel her he's skint

I wish she would hop off and take the following with her
Amy Shitehouse and Pete Cockerty and their 'partners'
The McCanns and their gang
The Stockwell bullet catchers whinging family you've got your cash don't outstay your welcome
Hard done by pop stars,racing drivers and footballers

Any others we can think off :x
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
Fallschirmjager said:
She would get bummed though.
I think that would be classed as an extra and you will have to pay her over the odds I beleive somewhere in the region of £50 - £100 million and a house or two :D
 
#9
Why on earth did he bother getting married? Surely he could have had the relationship without the marriage contract, which tends to favour the woman when the contract falls apart. And if he had to marry, why no prenupital arrangement? Whatever happens, I hope this sorry saga highlights some of the blatant inequalites that exist in matrimonial law in this country.
 
#11
Biped said:
the_guru said:
It won't stand up in court.


A bit like her, I suppose.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/1111_mucca_secret_tapes.shtml
Wow, Macca only called her a 'one legged b!tch", blimey, if it had been me, I would have called her lots more interesting names.

She claims that sad-boy Macca used viagra to spice up their sex life . . . why did he not just tell her the truth? "Listen, you one-legged, neurotic, greedy, money grabbing, insincere, cheap ex-ho with a face like it's been ripped off the arrse of a bulldog after a severe Southern European wasp bite, if you'd ever had to have sex with someone with someone as twisted, damaged and horrible as you, you'd be necking the fcukers like smarties; now, hop along, there's a good mlaaar!" :D
I take it your not a diplomat :D

Im hoping Macca just STUMPS up the settlement so she can crawl under her rock again until her next victim comes along. :x
 
#13
looney said:
If she were to be murdered though?
I'd do it just for one days interest on the old gits fortune.
Be an easy hit because it's not like she could run away if she saw you coming...........
Then I'd blame it on some waltmong fantasist called Barry.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
Why bother killing her?
Steal her leg saw two inches off
Watch her circle like a aircraft carrier on speed :D :D
 
#15
I'd put her on the books - she'll be worth a few quid eventually, once he's paid out.

I'd imagine living with her was a cross beween the Terminator and Long John Silver. Some artifically limbed creature trying to kill you and a one legged pirate trying to releave you of your money.
 
#16
Legion_n_aire said:
Why on earth did he bother getting married? Surely he could have had the relationship without the marriage contract, which tends to favour the woman when the contract falls apart. And if he had to marry, why no prenupital arrangement? Whatever happens, I hope this sorry saga highlights some of the blatant inequalites that exist in matrimonial law in this country.
Probably because she said "not without a wedding ring" and the sucker fell for it. If she didn't have it planned from the start then I will be more surprised than a surprised thing.
I hear she believes in the virtues of Faith, Hop, and Charity.
 
#18
Dwarf said:
Legion_n_aire said:
Why on earth did he bother getting married? Surely he could have had the relationship without the marriage contract, which tends to favour the woman when the contract falls apart. And if he had to marry, why no prenupital arrangement? Whatever happens, I hope this sorry saga highlights some of the blatant inequalites that exist in matrimonial law in this country.
Probably because she said "not without a wedding ring" and the sucker fell for it. If she didn't have it planned from the start then I will be more surprised than a surprised thing.
I hear she believes in the virtues of Faith, Hop, and Charity.
Whatever happens, when it gets to court she will have a leg to stand on.
 
#19
Still, at least she'll soon be footless and fancy-free.

B*llocks, forgot my coat.
 
#20
the_boy_syrup said:
Fallschirmjager said:
She would get bummed though.
I think that would be classed as an extra and you will have to pay her over the odds I beleive somewhere in the region of £50 - £100 million and a house or two :D
I wonder if the dirty little bitch likes to keep her leg on when she does it?
 
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