McCartney called missus "one legged bitch"

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  1. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Wow, Macca only called her a 'one legged b!tch", blimey, if it had been me, I would have called her lots more interesting names.

    She claims that sad-boy Macca used viagra to spice up their sex life . . . why did he not just tell her the truth? "Listen, you one-legged, neurotic, greedy, money grabbing, insincere, cheap ex-ho with a face like it's been ripped off the arrse of a bulldog after a severe Southern European wasp bite, if you'd ever had to have sex with someone with someone as twisted, damaged and horrible as you, you'd be necking the fcukers like smarties; now, hop along, there's a good mlaaar!" :D
  2. So Macca called her spoilt, big deal, i call my girl spoilt all the time.

    He whined about the tiniest house bills. So what, hes the one paying them.

    He downed Viagra to pep up sex. Well he is an old man after all.

    He called her a 'one legged bitch'. Just banter between husband and wife.

    All in all i think this one legged bitch needs to get a grip and jog on.
  3. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Sad old man living on a past reputation and thought he had scored with a younger bird and now it's all fell apart

    Couldn't give a fukc about him or her he should split his money between a few charities and tel her he's skint

    I wish she would hop off and take the following with her
    Amy Shitehouse and Pete Cockerty and their 'partners'
    The McCanns and their gang
    The Stockwell bullet catchers whinging family you've got your cash don't outstay your welcome
    Hard done by pop stars,racing drivers and footballers

    Any others we can think off :x
  4. She can take that bitch counsellor who wanted to take away the Rifles guns on Rememberance sunday with her
  5. She would get bummed though.
  6. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I think that would be classed as an extra and you will have to pay her over the odds I beleive somewhere in the region of £50 - £100 million and a house or two :D
  7. Doggy style would be a bit hard unless you used a stool to prop her up
  8. Why on earth did he bother getting married? Surely he could have had the relationship without the marriage contract, which tends to favour the woman when the contract falls apart. And if he had to marry, why no prenupital arrangement? Whatever happens, I hope this sorry saga highlights some of the blatant inequalites that exist in matrimonial law in this country.
  9. what's that saying ??? ah yes 'they'd spoil another couple' :lol:
  10. I take it your not a diplomat :D

    Im hoping Macca just STUMPS up the settlement so she can crawl under her rock again until her next victim comes along. :x
  11. If she were to be murdered though?
  12. I'd do it just for one days interest on the old gits fortune.
    Be an easy hit because it's not like she could run away if she saw you coming...........
    Then I'd blame it on some waltmong fantasist called Barry.
  13. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Why bother killing her?
    Steal her leg saw two inches off
    Watch her circle like a aircraft carrier on speed :D :D
  14. I'd put her on the books - she'll be worth a few quid eventually, once he's paid out.

    I'd imagine living with her was a cross beween the Terminator and Long John Silver. Some artifically limbed creature trying to kill you and a one legged pirate trying to releave you of your money.