McCanns sign a book deal about Maddie

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  1. Sadly the McCanns have signed a book deal. I guess it won't be called the "Good Parenting Guide" or "Tapas Recipies" or even have a section on how to order take away food to be delivered to you as you stay in your apartment and mind the wee ones.

    I guess that Clarence Mitchell may be possibly looking for a new job soon as the funds dry up.

    The McCanns are showing rather vulgar extremes of Sycophancy.

    BBC News - McCanns sign Madeleine book deal
  2. Oh well once people have finished reading it it'll be put in the back of a cupboard and forgotten about......just like their daughter

    Still it'll stop the whinging shites trying to scrounge more money off the public any funds raised can go into her fund or a meal for 7 I wonder how long it'll be before it's in the bargain bin along with Gorgon Broons wartime courage classic
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    How does it end?
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  4. McCanns sign Madeleine book deal

    Chapter 1: Finding a country with a shit Police force
    Chapter 2: Setting up the crime scene
    Chapter 3: Go out and get pissed
    Chapter 4: Lying to the Police/Media
    Chapter 5: How to produce Crocodile tears
    Chapter 6: Quit job and rake in the millions from book deal
  5. Bet the book will resemble her life.....well thumbed with a fucked spine
  6. It doesn't, just goes on and on.
  7. Chapter 7: Go back to apartment and check on daughter.

    Fixed that for you Knocker.
  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Just in case anyone is thinking of it - I am NOT going to arrange a reviewer for this book!!!

  9. Here's the draft front cover:

  10. Apparently they burned through 2m in the Wild Goose Chase (hunt, surely? -Editor) for Maddie.

    I presume that amount included the £20 they saved on not hiring a babysitter in the first place.
  11. Did they manage, eventually, to get that refund from Ryanair?
  12. I imagine they'll be careful not to show how fucking off out for dinner and drinks, without organising adequate protection for their children, is a serious reason to be be prosecuted.

    What's next? Maddie the film? TV serialisation? Son of Maddie?
  13. Nope, I always wear protection......
  14. Surely you don't think that you've been the only man in her, erm life?