McCanns sign a book deal about Maddie

#1
Sadly the McCanns have signed a book deal. I guess it won't be called the "Good Parenting Guide" or "Tapas Recipies" or even have a section on how to order take away food to be delivered to you as you stay in your apartment and mind the wee ones.

I guess that Clarence Mitchell may be possibly looking for a new job soon as the funds dry up.

The McCanns are showing rather vulgar extremes of Sycophancy.

BBC News - McCanns sign Madeleine book deal
 
#3
Oh well once people have finished reading it it'll be put in the back of a cupboard and forgotten about......just like their daughter

Still it'll stop the whinging shites trying to scrounge more money off the public any funds raised can go into her fund or a meal for 7 I wonder how long it'll be before it's in the bargain bin along with Gorgon Broons wartime courage classic
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#4
How does it end?
 
#5
McCanns sign Madeleine book deal

Chapter 1: Finding a country with a shit Police force
Chapter 2: Setting up the crime scene
Chapter 3: Go out and get pissed
Chapter 4: Lying to the Police/Media
Chapter 5: How to produce Crocodile tears
Chapter 6: Quit job and rake in the millions from book deal
 
#8
McCanns sign Madeleine book deal

Chapter 1: Finding a country with a shit Police force
Chapter 2: Setting up the crime scene
Chapter 3: Go out and get pissed
Chapter 4: Lying to the Police/Media
Chapter 5: How to produce Crocodile tears
Chapter 6: Quit job and rake in the millions from book deal
Chapter 7: Go back to apartment and check on daughter.


Fixed that for you Knocker.
 

Auld-Yin

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#9
Just in case anyone is thinking of it - I am NOT going to arrange a reviewer for this book!!!

A-Y
 
#11
Apparently they burned through 2m in the Wild Goose Chase (hunt, surely? -Editor) for Maddie.

I presume that amount included the £20 they saved on not hiring a babysitter in the first place.
 
#13
I imagine they'll be careful not to show how fucking off out for dinner and drinks, without organising adequate protection for their children, is a serious reason to be be prosecuted.

What's next? Maddie the film? TV serialisation? Son of Maddie?
 
#14
#16
I imagine they'll be careful not to show how fucking off out for dinner and drinks, without organising adequate protection for their children, is a serious reason to be be prosecuted.
They didn't need to organise protection, they had already killed her by then. I wonder if they disposed of the body themselves.
 
#17
They didn't need to organise protection, they had already killed her by then. I wonder if they disposed of the body themselves.
A scurilous lie! The Tapas Seven can confirm that Gerry and Kate where with them all the time… sort of… ish… sometimes… well, there was that big gap.
 
#18
Surely you don't think that you've been the only man in her, erm life?
That bitch *sob* I knew someone had been in when I got back from the Tapas bar *sniff*
 

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